Oh you need to get out of there so bad.

Why? I got locked out of class because I couldn't make it in.

My fave prof has a lockout policy. Get there at 8:01, no entry. Have to leave early, marked absent. Class is upstairs. Elevator is far.

I understand, it's to accommodate her disability, but it doesn't make room for anyone else's.
2/2

Oh, my mom makes one of these. It's like ... gray Lovecraftian horror with a pie crust on top and it smells like a harbor in July at low tide.

Please explain "ham explosion"

Spouse reenlisted in the military *so our kids could have real health coverage.* Literally, signed up to maybe die. Because his civilian job (at an ambulance company) had crap benefits.

People poo-poo this as a reason to sign up, but it was real. It was a big reason the ACA was/is fought against.

Well they were, but it was usually p2p sales like essential oils, cloth diapers, baby carriers and doula work.

The unattended childbirth folks were *absolutely* all over the crunchy message boards, in Mothering magazine, and remember it. It was called ”uc” then.

The reactionary forced c section sign is as much a response to big name woo-influencers like Gwyneth Paltrow as to irresponsible home birthing.

Me today after opening the dead dove bag

I was doing chemistry homework and watching ol episodes of Nova and I woke up and found the dead dove warnings all over bsky.