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lefty AF. voracious reader. animal lover. music enthusiast. pop culture observer. childless fish mom 🐠🏳️‍🌈🦿🫶
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“Simon drove as if he knew something about physics that Einstein hadn’t thought of and God never intended.” ~ Don Winslow

i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu. 🤢 🤧🤒
November 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
@mcspocky.bsky.social

good to see you here!
November 24, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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I still enjoy playing with dolls…

They’re now voodoo dolls, but still.

#jokes #joke #funny
November 20, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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Is it just me or does nobody go missing in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?

#showerthoughts #funny #notfunny?
November 21, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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If you stay angry at someone, it’s like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

What I’m trying to say is, poison the person that made you angry.

Also, I need a lawyer.

#joke #jokes #funny
November 23, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. It’s not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.

#joke #hashtag
November 23, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Too old for Snapchat,
too young for Life Alert.

#joke #jokes #helpivefallen
November 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.

#joke #insertHashTag
November 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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I despise haikus.
I’m court ordered to do them. To ‘learn tolerance.’

#joke #haiku #poetic
November 24, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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You know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved when first dating?

After 10 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as “motive”.

Side note: I need a lawyer
#joke #reallyJustAJoke
November 24, 2024 at 1:08 PM
@windthin.bsky.social

i’m so glad to see you here!
November 19, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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He repeatedly accused Joe of committing a murder and repeatedly trashed Mika about her intellect and plastic surgery. I’m so glad I have nothing to do with this world. Turn your TV off.
November 18, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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Great work mods!!
November 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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Just spent a few minutes in the bad place. It’s overrun with Nazi MAGA idiots smearing shit on the walls the way they did at our Capitol on January 6th. A sad allegory for what I’m afraid our government will look like in a year.
November 18, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Both things can’t be true at once. Perception is quite different than reality. And disinformation is a helluva drug.
November 18, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Went to the Portland Japanese Garden this weekend. It’s the first time I’ve been during the fall. Beautiful.
November 18, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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1.2 Millions Americans died because of his negligence, while he was sending our lifesaving supplies to Putin.
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Joe Scarborough and Mika from Morning Joe, their ratings plummeting, made a pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago because they decided if you can't beat him, grovel for access and help normalize him AGAIN.

STOP 👏
WATCHING👏
MORNING👏
JOE👏
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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Don’t worry, Mitch McConnell, we haven’t forgotten that most of this is your fault.
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Fun fact: None of yall know me but I graduate in less than a month with my nursing degree. 🥳 just thought I should share. 🩺👩🏽‍⚕️ #blacksky #nursebae ❤️
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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Don’t be sliding into my threads with your negative snarky what aboutisms or any shit like that, nobody will see it as you’ll be blocked fast

Only sunshine and fucking roses here
November 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Sunset. Right now.
November 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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This fella doesn't know how to spell "blocked."
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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I think they might be on to us.
November 18, 2024 at 1:31 AM