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Magpie
@shipmancer.bsky.social
Magpie • she/her • 25+ • 🏳️‍🌈
Just here to look at drawings of dick and tits and post random garbage. “Problematic” or otherwise uncomfortable content may follow. Block if that is not your thing or if you are a minor 🔞
found a new fic i liked but then i looked at the author and its THE SAME GUY goddamn it.
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
the combo of Massive sad dad with ISSUES + Twink who was groomed by the government but will kill everyone just a WHIFF of that dilf dick just speaks to me…. 25 year age difference oughhhh tastyyyyyy
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
in other words, a new guy has started working at the disability-aid company that visits me once a week. This guy is the first black guy my dog has had the chance to interact with one-on-one.

She warmed up to him pretty quick but its MORTIFYING to realize Oh God my dog is Racist.
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 AM
gaming and digital art programs, as well as causal internet surfing. ill look into Zorrin though!!!
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
i just want windows to sell me a little box that isnt full of bloatware and AI bullshit. I dont wanna do fixes or hacking or jailbreaking i just want. computer. i dont wanna force anything. but tech world bad… mr microsoft wont give me little box.
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I need that old man put in situations and made to cry. They made him into a battery just to feed my objectification kink i swear to god.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM