Magpie
@shipmancer.bsky.social
Magpie • she/her • 25+ • 🏳️🌈
Just here to look at drawings of dick and tits and post random garbage. “Problematic” or otherwise uncomfortable content may follow. Block if that is not your thing or if you are a minor 🔞
Just here to look at drawings of dick and tits and post random garbage. “Problematic” or otherwise uncomfortable content may follow. Block if that is not your thing or if you are a minor 🔞
been in an endhawks mood lately but i read one (1) really good fic and now no other i find cant measure up to it…. theyre all missing that je ne sais quoi… that little extra umph… where are all the good fics hiding….
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
been in an endhawks mood lately but i read one (1) really good fic and now no other i find cant measure up to it…. theyre all missing that je ne sais quoi… that little extra umph… where are all the good fics hiding….
got out of work early cause i worked too good yesterday and there was nothing left to go lets fucking goooooo
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 AM
got out of work early cause i worked too good yesterday and there was nothing left to go lets fucking goooooo
i love how in bnha you see the todorokis and go “wow this is the worst family ever. it cant get worse than this.” only for the Himuras and Shigarakis both to hit you with canon incest.
yeah, the todorokis are Very mentally ill but Hey! At least theres no canon incest! singular W for the todorokis
yeah, the todorokis are Very mentally ill but Hey! At least theres no canon incest! singular W for the todorokis
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
i love how in bnha you see the todorokis and go “wow this is the worst family ever. it cant get worse than this.” only for the Himuras and Shigarakis both to hit you with canon incest.
yeah, the todorokis are Very mentally ill but Hey! At least theres no canon incest! singular W for the todorokis
yeah, the todorokis are Very mentally ill but Hey! At least theres no canon incest! singular W for the todorokis
one thing that you may not expect when you get a dog is that you have to teach them to Not be racist. people dont tell you that. you gotta teach your dog to not freak out meeting people with a different skin tone than theyre used to.
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 AM
one thing that you may not expect when you get a dog is that you have to teach them to Not be racist. people dont tell you that. you gotta teach your dog to not freak out meeting people with a different skin tone than theyre used to.
i havent had access to my money for like a week and wont for another and while it was okay at first, now im willing to kill someone for some fast food. i want something FRIED. i want something GREASY. Im doing a bank heist for my own money and getting mcdonalds on the way home.
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
i havent had access to my money for like a week and wont for another and while it was okay at first, now im willing to kill someone for some fast food. i want something FRIED. i want something GREASY. Im doing a bank heist for my own money and getting mcdonalds on the way home.
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cw hypno , incest
#morningstarcest #charcifer implied #radiostatic
Happy World Hypnotism Day!😵🎉 (jan 4)
I know it's for destigmatising - like dispelling the myth of mind control - but I couldn't resist making it kinky🤣
Relevant PSA: @helluvahypnoweek.bsky.social is coming in a month!!
#morningstarcest #charcifer implied #radiostatic
Happy World Hypnotism Day!😵🎉 (jan 4)
I know it's for destigmatising - like dispelling the myth of mind control - but I couldn't resist making it kinky🤣
Relevant PSA: @helluvahypnoweek.bsky.social is coming in a month!!
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 AM
cw hypno , incest
#morningstarcest #charcifer implied #radiostatic
Happy World Hypnotism Day!😵🎉 (jan 4)
I know it's for destigmatising - like dispelling the myth of mind control - but I couldn't resist making it kinky🤣
Relevant PSA: @helluvahypnoweek.bsky.social is coming in a month!!
#morningstarcest #charcifer implied #radiostatic
Happy World Hypnotism Day!😵🎉 (jan 4)
I know it's for destigmatising - like dispelling the myth of mind control - but I couldn't resist making it kinky🤣
Relevant PSA: @helluvahypnoweek.bsky.social is coming in a month!!
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sometimes you have to go a little bonkers in mspaint
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
sometimes you have to go a little bonkers in mspaint
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[ CW : electrocution / piss / omorashi ]
Alastor needed a little nudge to get over his crippling pee shyness~
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[ #Alastor • #HazbinHotel • #Radiostatic (implied) • #KashArts ]
Alastor needed a little nudge to get over his crippling pee shyness~
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[ #Alastor • #HazbinHotel • #Radiostatic (implied) • #KashArts ]
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
[ CW : electrocution / piss / omorashi ]
Alastor needed a little nudge to get over his crippling pee shyness~
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[ #Alastor • #HazbinHotel • #Radiostatic (implied) • #KashArts ]
Alastor needed a little nudge to get over his crippling pee shyness~
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[ #Alastor • #HazbinHotel • #Radiostatic (implied) • #KashArts ]
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two old men sloppy drunk falling asleep during a new years kiss
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 AM
two old men sloppy drunk falling asleep during a new years kiss
drawing character :)
drawing clothes on character :(
drawing clothes on character :(
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
drawing character :)
drawing clothes on character :(
drawing clothes on character :(
imma need that fuckin A/I bubble to pop soon cause my computer is dying but the parts for a new one costs 7 billion dollars and the software is basically unusable. i cant switch to linux man im not strong enough dont make me do it
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
imma need that fuckin A/I bubble to pop soon cause my computer is dying but the parts for a new one costs 7 billion dollars and the software is basically unusable. i cant switch to linux man im not strong enough dont make me do it
I cant stop thinking about the piss gnomes post. THE tumblr Heritage post to me. It has it all. The wording, the subject, the punchline, the users immediately pissing on the poor. Iconic.
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I cant stop thinking about the piss gnomes post. THE tumblr Heritage post to me. It has it all. The wording, the subject, the punchline, the users immediately pissing on the poor. Iconic.
You can let me go onto e/t/s/y without supervision trustttt me i can be left alone with my wallet and an endless amount of shiny trinkets itll be fine. Im so trustworthy when it comes to not buying shiny little things.
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You can let me go onto e/t/s/y without supervision trustttt me i can be left alone with my wallet and an endless amount of shiny trinkets itll be fine. Im so trustworthy when it comes to not buying shiny little things.
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Obsessed with him being like "You did the bare minimum accomodations for my comfort which means we are brothers in arms until the day I die" like what being a NEET does to a motherfucker
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Obsessed with him being like "You did the bare minimum accomodations for my comfort which means we are brothers in arms until the day I die" like what being a NEET does to a motherfucker
Obsessed with the fact that Vox got rejected by his crush so bad that 70 years later he straps himself to a nuke just to keep Alastor from winning. This is the peak of toxic yaoi. He was ready to kill everyone in that city just to make sure Alastor lost. Men will do anything but go to therapy 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Obsessed with the fact that Vox got rejected by his crush so bad that 70 years later he straps himself to a nuke just to keep Alastor from winning. This is the peak of toxic yaoi. He was ready to kill everyone in that city just to make sure Alastor lost. Men will do anything but go to therapy 🙄
Im no better than Vox cause if I had the chance to put Lucifer in a jar and give him a bad tickle I would too
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Im no better than Vox cause if I had the chance to put Lucifer in a jar and give him a bad tickle I would too
hzbn discourse at the point where people argue for d€ath penalty. Good lord.
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hzbn discourse at the point where people argue for d€ath penalty. Good lord.
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Doodle - She likes to bully him alot. #guitarqueen
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Doodle - She likes to bully him alot. #guitarqueen
“Omg Alastor would never be friends with Val” Yeah because Al would never do something he disliked in the moment to reach his greater goal at a later date. Alastor would never scheme or plan.
Do you all fucking hear yourselves?
Do you all fucking hear yourselves?
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“Omg Alastor would never be friends with Val” Yeah because Al would never do something he disliked in the moment to reach his greater goal at a later date. Alastor would never scheme or plan.
Do you all fucking hear yourselves?
Do you all fucking hear yourselves?
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November 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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I can feel a lot of people are gonna hate episode 4 oh hzbn but IM NOT ONE OF THEM honestly that shit is like crack cocaine directly into my brain. Im eating so good yesss feed that melodrama directly into my bloodstream
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I can feel a lot of people are gonna hate episode 4 oh hzbn but IM NOT ONE OF THEM honestly that shit is like crack cocaine directly into my brain. Im eating so good yesss feed that melodrama directly into my bloodstream
Dishonored is an excellent example of the US-brand of Puritanism when it comes to nudity. Yeah you can have people eaten alive by rats or explode them with razorblades or stab them through the throat but GOD FORBID you see even a singular tit in the level set in a brothel.
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dishonored is an excellent example of the US-brand of Puritanism when it comes to nudity. Yeah you can have people eaten alive by rats or explode them with razorblades or stab them through the throat but GOD FORBID you see even a singular tit in the level set in a brothel.
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