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Shirou Shirousuke (Not Real Name)
@shirou.bsky.social
Likes Anime, Videogames, Cringe, Weird Fetishes??? Whatever enjoy. I have a Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSREt9J7R0Se1HDIV6NeoA where I talk about stuff I like.
*Mario walks through a narrow passageway that's obviously hiding a loading screen. He comes out on the other end to see a familiar figure sitting on a stockpile*

"Wario... I should've known YOU'D be setting up shop here."

"How is the Princess's favorite little lap dog doing?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
*Bowser appears on the other side of a platform with a Toad next to him. The Toad is tied up. You can walk in a preset location slowly but all other controls are disabled as the camera locks onto Bowser*

"So we meet again... Mario."

"Let him go Bowser! He's got nothing to do with this."
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
we should've gotten Dark Souls 1-3 Collection for PS5 and Xbox by now goddamnit
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Happy "EVERYONE MAKE THE SAME GODDAMN PHOENIX WRIGHT JOKE" day
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"This is my new technology for war. I call it the knife! It'll easily outclass the gun in a few years. You better get one now. Replace all your guns with knives! You there with the gun! Give it to me and I'll give you my knife! It'll make your fighting so much better!"
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I think this is the most portent observation.

If you REALLY thought AI was going to dominate and people who didn't use it would be left behind and unable to keep up, why would you insist on us using it?

Wouldn't you want us to NOT use it so you can keep your advantage?
And if they don’t - wow, that’s great for you! You’re going to leave your competition in the dust.

“Don’t be stuck in the past,”

Or what, Good Samaritan? Why are you so concerned for me? Won’t you benefit if I falter and stumble into the dust bin of history?
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Anyway to anyone wondering why the billionaires are all behind AI and not oppressing them like in most scifi? It's easy. They just agree with and do everything you say. The ideal underling who just kisses your ass.
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
one thing that sucks about this AI shit is writing pulpy scifi for a TTRPG I'm working on. Would like nothing more than to be able to refer to AI in the sense of like, a cool robot or a snarky computer on a spaceship and not have someone think of this bullshit.
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Dudes keep being like "our next TTRPG is Ghibli inspired". Boring. Boo. It should be Gainax inspired.
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
no rizz to be had out there
but baby its cringe outside
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
but baby its cringe outside
December 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I love Super Mario Bros, it's my favorite JPlatformer. Doom is a great game too, one of the best USAFPSes out there
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
And now it's time for "Questions about the Mario Universe that make you stop."

Is Croco from Mario RPG a Kremling?
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I'll be honest, I ABSOLUTELY get the impulse but I don't think "you suck and must not care if you're not posting about this" is ever going to be an accurate assessment, helpful to those suffering, or an effective way of activating people. youre essentially shaming folks for not being online 24/7
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I find it utterly fascinating how AI continues to be an absolute PR disaster for companies. Like there's never once been an AI announcement for any company that's been met with anything but rancorous booing.
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it's true I only like things because they're well made with a lot of passion
Calling anything my friends like "Quality Slop", & saying "You just like it because it's good". Slowly watching people around me twist into distorted figures as they try to make sense of my sick & twisted sense of humor. They're calling me "The Pretzel Joker".
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Why are so many mobile game ads like:

Guy sexually harasses woman
She slaps guy
Zombie mauls her
Level 100 maffia boss
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Jeeze when it rains it pours.
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Hobbyist artist! I work on my website & passion projects in my spare time✨

🔸Website: marighoul.com
🔸Tumblr: marighoul.tumblr.com
🔸Instagram: www.instagram.com/marighoul_
🔸Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCBv...
🔸Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/marighoul
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
NGL I once had my own idea for a Megaman Reboot with a kinda out there premise.

Basic idea was: a robot comes from the future and informs Doctor Wily that his actions inadvertently kill humanity.

This causes Wily to have a crisis of conscience and the timeline changes from that.
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The fact it's not Megaman 12 is interesting.

I wonder if that means anything?
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM