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Ettin

@ettin.itch.io

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Award-winning TTRPG creator · Twitter moderator · God-fearing snake milker · Wrote Hard Wired Island, Wetrunner, VKILLER, Breakfast Cult, etc. · https://linktr.ee/ettin64

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 1d

One week left, 93%, at most 21 backers needed. Any gamers out there want to Read

CRINGE WIZARD: A TTRPG Isekai Light Novel

A light novel about a guy forced to live through the terrible TTRPG campaign he ran when he was a teenager.

www.kickstarter.com

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 7h

This year you get a cool ibis pin if you scan a bunch of QR codes on banners cleverly hidden around the convention. Someone spread photos of them before they even went out, so I've seen people just scanning their mates' phones. Game design

Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 7h

PAX Aus baby

The screen outside PAX Aus, which currently says "Hey, we didn't put all these games in this building for you to waste time staring at this screen. Get in here."

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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 1d

Fund this, NOW!

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 1d

oh my god I'm watching someone watch a live twitch streamer waterbirth (like inflatable pool in the living room, a bunch of WoW streamers sitting around watching) the future is so stupid. does this count as hot tub streaming? someone in the chat said "W push" lmfao

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 1d

The part of the Team Fortress 2 comics where Miss Pauling gets hugged and it makes blood shoot out of her eyes

Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 1d

One week left, 93%, at most 21 backers needed. Any gamers out there want to Read

CRINGE WIZARD: A TTRPG Isekai Light Novel

A light novel about a guy forced to live through the terrible TTRPG campaign he ran when he was a teenager.

www.kickstarter.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

In some ways this is the government now

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 1d

Hearing reports that my 1,000 page exposé on the local Taco Bell not having the snack I like on the menu is "hard to read even in 36pt. font" and "why is the script of Bee Movie in the middle here"

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 1d

I like doing achievement runs to branch out, you get to try a lot of new things and a lot of them are really fun

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 1d

"Is there a way to kill only a percentage of my slaves?"

Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 1d

The fun part of following the Stellaris subreddit is getting threads in your feed that read like you've accidentally joined an evil overlord support group

Thread titled "I want to maximize war crimes"

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 2d

Over 90% funded baby. It's on now

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 3d

👀

Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 3d

Honestly it's a big improvement from people trying to neg me. One person even looked at the campaign page before clicking my profile and pasting a generic form letter into my website's contact form. Still mad about this guy though

Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 23d

Every time I post a KS I discover a new type of crowdfunding scam. Apparently the latest one is pretending to back new campaigns for huge amounts of money to get them to email what I can only assume is some bullshit marketing business

Obvious scam: some guy pledging AU$ 750.00 to my new KS and commenting "You can reach me at axentech1(at)gmail(dot)com with your project details — I’d be glad to look into increasing my pledge to $1,500"

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 3d

Every time I do a KS I'm spammed with emails for marketing services. Years ago the emails would mostly be "Your campaign is in DANGER and it will FAIL, ask me how to save it!" but now they're like "Hi! I'm Chuck Fondle. I saw your campaign and it looks very interesting! Would you like to chat?"

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 3d

pakige!!!

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 3d

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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Rob Donoghue @rdonoghue.bsky.social · 4d

I get that this may seem like a really kind of strange thing that falls into no particular bucket, and that makes it a hard pitch. There is a lot of “what even am I looking at?” If you explain it.

And yet.

Ettin is fucking funny. And he delivers.

If you’re *faintly* curious, this is a good bet.

Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 4d

The KS campaign for my light novel (about a guy reborn in the bad RPG campaign he ran as a teenager) is on track to fund with 10 days left! If you're at all into TTRPGs, check it out while you can!

(Already backed? Tell your friends, tell your enemies, get abducted by aliens and explain RPGs to em)

CRINGE WIZARD: A TTRPG Isekai Light Novel

A light novel about a guy forced to live through the terrible TTRPG campaign he ran when he was a teenager.

www.kickstarter.com

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 3d

Hell yeah

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 3d

Doing a callout for hangouts again because I didn't sign up to host anything this year and have more free time than usual:

Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 10d

I'll be at PAX Aus this year and hanging around Melbourne the following Monday. You know what that means:

- If you're a mutual who wants to hang out, let me know!
- If you seek to defeat me and claim my power, greater men than you have tried!

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 4d

Combat Wheelchair rules. It's just "It'd be cool if my elf had a wheelchair" and posting it makes people mad enough to forget how the game works. A lot of replies boil down to "if I said it gives me the bad feels I'd sound like an asshole" or "I just fantasised about dragons killing you". 10/10

Sage Genesis @sagegenesis.bsky.social · 4d

Combat wheelchair debate is eternal. It's this decade's "roleplaying not rollplaying"

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 4d

Reading Reddit posts about how the D&D combat wheelchair is unrealistic because people could just buy magic prosthetic limbs and oh boy, buddy,

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 4d

Calling the cops police because @freyjavalentine.bsky.social is trying to convince me I am "d.va coded"

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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 4d

"Hangout spot for elves which contains maybe three and a half elves maximum" was a good bit and I think people should bring it back

Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 4d

We've even got a preview of the opening chapters, where you can read this bit AND some other bits:

Brittany followed Zavier down the Way. “So, you wrote this town, right?”
Zavier nodded. “This is where most of my PCs hung out. I didn’t write every building, but the important stuff’s all mine.”
“So, the Adventurer’s Guild…”
“That’s for the players.”
Brittany rubbed her chin. “And the Scaly Dragon Inn? Where adventurers hang out?”
“Oh, yeah. Every campaign needs a tavern.”
"And the other taverns? The Stumble Inn? The Lion’s Pride? The Quicksand? The Cloak and Dagger? Need For Mead? GrogChamp? The Lord’s Trousers? KFP? Elf Only Inn? Griffby’s?”
“Same principle, different groups.”
“I see, I see. This is starting to make sense.” Brittany leaned over the book and pointed at the map. “Where does the mixed-gender public bathhouse come in?”
Zavier’s train of thought derailed, killing most of the passengers. “That’s— I— It’s for tourism!”

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