Orgnar Pixelsmith
@shmortalcoil.bsky.social
- Raised by bears.
- Begrudgingly living on the surface.
- Middle-aged by human standards.
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- Begrudgingly living on the surface.
- Middle-aged by human standards.
💖💜💙
GET WRECKED, MINI CROSSWORD.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
GET WRECKED, MINI CROSSWORD.
what the fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
what the fuck.
Of course you remember notorious feltfucker Elliot Gould.
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Of course you remember notorious feltfucker Elliot Gould.
This is what the elves sound like to me when they do their magic in any Tolkien/Jackson film.
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
This is what the elves sound like to me when they do their magic in any Tolkien/Jackson film.
A little smoked gouda on sourdough while I watch The Fellowship of the Ring is what Sam and Frodo would have wanted.
October 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A little smoked gouda on sourdough while I watch The Fellowship of the Ring is what Sam and Frodo would have wanted.
Would like to try these some day. Called Amanatto, they're beans simmered in simple syrup and then coated in granulated sugar.
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Would like to try these some day. Called Amanatto, they're beans simmered in simple syrup and then coated in granulated sugar.
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
They sure as fuck are.
September 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They sure as fuck are.
It's nice to think that there are probably some places in the world mostly unaffected by our terrible president and current state of legislated war against the marginalized.
Like here, I imagine, in this little weird peninsula near Finland.
Like here, I imagine, in this little weird peninsula near Finland.
September 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It's nice to think that there are probably some places in the world mostly unaffected by our terrible president and current state of legislated war against the marginalized.
Like here, I imagine, in this little weird peninsula near Finland.
Like here, I imagine, in this little weird peninsula near Finland.
I swear to god if this ends up being an elaborate "deez nuts" joke I will LOSE IT.
September 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I swear to god if this ends up being an elaborate "deez nuts" joke I will LOSE IT.
Excited mannequin in a dumpy thrift store last Sunday or Joker's latest victim?
September 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Excited mannequin in a dumpy thrift store last Sunday or Joker's latest victim?
Yes! I found this other image for the same chair...
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Yes! I found this other image for the same chair...
Which chair is more bisexual, A or B?
September 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Which chair is more bisexual, A or B?
I get these emails from Safeway every time I make an online order where they rate themselves on how they did.
Feels like when cops investigate themselves for wrong-doing and somehow miraculously find that they did nothing wrong.
Don't hurt your wrist jerking yourselves off too hard, guys.
Feels like when cops investigate themselves for wrong-doing and somehow miraculously find that they did nothing wrong.
Don't hurt your wrist jerking yourselves off too hard, guys.
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I get these emails from Safeway every time I make an online order where they rate themselves on how they did.
Feels like when cops investigate themselves for wrong-doing and somehow miraculously find that they did nothing wrong.
Don't hurt your wrist jerking yourselves off too hard, guys.
Feels like when cops investigate themselves for wrong-doing and somehow miraculously find that they did nothing wrong.
Don't hurt your wrist jerking yourselves off too hard, guys.
Never thought I'd ever say "I can see myself going to that church," but here we are.
August 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Never thought I'd ever say "I can see myself going to that church," but here we are.
Not so much an omelette as a menagerie of delightful breaks of fast.
August 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Not so much an omelette as a menagerie of delightful breaks of fast.
Don't do it, people.
August 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Don't do it, people.
omg it was a labuboost
August 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
omg it was a labuboost
They locked me in a cave, deep down in the dark where I could be forgotten, a fading memory of a memory. But they underestimated my strength and my will to live.
Also it was the giant Missouri cheese cave, housing over a billion pounds of surplus cheeses, so it was more of a vacation really.
Also it was the giant Missouri cheese cave, housing over a billion pounds of surplus cheeses, so it was more of a vacation really.
August 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They locked me in a cave, deep down in the dark where I could be forgotten, a fading memory of a memory. But they underestimated my strength and my will to live.
Also it was the giant Missouri cheese cave, housing over a billion pounds of surplus cheeses, so it was more of a vacation really.
Also it was the giant Missouri cheese cave, housing over a billion pounds of surplus cheeses, so it was more of a vacation really.
"Hey, Donnie, did you hear there's a free McDonalds on the roof of the White House? [stifled giggling] No, seriously, just go up the stairs and out the door, you'll see it."
[Raucous laughter as the door slams locked behind him.]
[Raucous laughter as the door slams locked behind him.]
August 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Hey, Donnie, did you hear there's a free McDonalds on the roof of the White House? [stifled giggling] No, seriously, just go up the stairs and out the door, you'll see it."
[Raucous laughter as the door slams locked behind him.]
[Raucous laughter as the door slams locked behind him.]
I'm pro protein! Tuna, avocado, cherry tomatoes, on baby spinach, plus two yogurts = 71 grams of protein. Preload for this evening's lifting.
August 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm pro protein! Tuna, avocado, cherry tomatoes, on baby spinach, plus two yogurts = 71 grams of protein. Preload for this evening's lifting.
's animal cruelty, ain' it?
August 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
's animal cruelty, ain' it?