Justin
@shnopsdejesus.bsky.social
Uncle. Jayhawk. Royal. Chief. Analyst.
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Laura Rutledge tonight
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Laura Rutledge tonight
Tonight I learned there's a Vanderbilt basketball player named Chandler Bing
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Tonight I learned there's a Vanderbilt basketball player named Chandler Bing
This absolutely killed me 🤣
Be sure to read all of this review by @lizcookkc.bsky.social
Be sure to read all of this review by @lizcookkc.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This absolutely killed me 🤣
Be sure to read all of this review by @lizcookkc.bsky.social
Be sure to read all of this review by @lizcookkc.bsky.social
MELVIN COUNCIL JR TONIGHT
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
MELVIN COUNCIL JR TONIGHT
"Arnchair Expert" is Dax Shepard devoting every episode to the professional wrestler Arn Anderson's usage of steel chairs
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Arnchair Expert" is Dax Shepard devoting every episode to the professional wrestler Arn Anderson's usage of steel chairs
Each paragraph is better than one before. A blob in the Atlantic ocean creates a butthole on demand.
"And when it needs to expel waste, it conjures an anus to do so."
"And when it needs to expel waste, it conjures an anus to do so."
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Each paragraph is better than one before. A blob in the Atlantic ocean creates a butthole on demand.
"And when it needs to expel waste, it conjures an anus to do so."
"And when it needs to expel waste, it conjures an anus to do so."
"Humans have fleshy butts" is a sentence I didn't know we needed.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"Humans have fleshy butts" is a sentence I didn't know we needed.
Laid in bed an extra five minutes like this to mourn the Chiefs season
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Laid in bed an extra five minutes like this to mourn the Chiefs season
Looks like KU declined a bowl invitation. Which I'm okay with. We didn't need to see the team play again.
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Looks like KU declined a bowl invitation. Which I'm okay with. We didn't need to see the team play again.
Volleyball is on to the Sweet 16!
Got dicey there in sets 3 and 4 but they pulled out the win!
Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
Got dicey there in sets 3 and 4 but they pulled out the win!
Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Volleyball is on to the Sweet 16!
Got dicey there in sets 3 and 4 but they pulled out the win!
Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
Got dicey there in sets 3 and 4 but they pulled out the win!
Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
And did you read this article about the mayor?
Dude says he always votes Republican because his friends did and he never bothered to know who the candidates even were. I'm flabbergasted by this dude.
klcjournal.com/coldwater-ma...
Dude says he always votes Republican because his friends did and he never bothered to know who the candidates even were. I'm flabbergasted by this dude.
klcjournal.com/coldwater-ma...
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
And did you read this article about the mayor?
Dude says he always votes Republican because his friends did and he never bothered to know who the candidates even were. I'm flabbergasted by this dude.
klcjournal.com/coldwater-ma...
Dude says he always votes Republican because his friends did and he never bothered to know who the candidates even were. I'm flabbergasted by this dude.
klcjournal.com/coldwater-ma...
he's in full on creep mode. Throwing down his bloody hand right in Kevin's face, then giving him the creep eyes
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
he's in full on creep mode. Throwing down his bloody hand right in Kevin's face, then giving him the creep eyes
I especially love how, in this scene, the scary old man tells Kevin that he doesn't have to be afraid.
But one day earlier...
But one day earlier...
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I especially love how, in this scene, the scary old man tells Kevin that he doesn't have to be afraid.
But one day earlier...
But one day earlier...
KU volleyball got a 4 seed and will host the first two rounds this weekend. The Horejsi will be rockin'.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
KU volleyball got a 4 seed and will host the first two rounds this weekend. The Horejsi will be rockin'.
"outgained Ohio State by 200 yards"
Donald Trump ass stats he came with.
They outgained Ohio State by 133 yards but it doesn't matter because they lost that game.
Donald Trump ass stats he came with.
They outgained Ohio State by 133 yards but it doesn't matter because they lost that game.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"outgained Ohio State by 200 yards"
Donald Trump ass stats he came with.
They outgained Ohio State by 133 yards but it doesn't matter because they lost that game.
Donald Trump ass stats he came with.
They outgained Ohio State by 133 yards but it doesn't matter because they lost that game.
Happy National Breakfast Pumpkin Pie Day
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Happy National Breakfast Pumpkin Pie Day
Reporter: What is your mindset going into today's Thanksgiving meal?
Me:
Me:
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reporter: What is your mindset going into today's Thanksgiving meal?
Me:
Me:
Jayhawks ain't gonna win shooting like this. I didn't think we were that bad defensively but allowing 52% mostly in the paint is not good. We gotta figure out how to get turnovers out front.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Jayhawks ain't gonna win shooting like this. I didn't think we were that bad defensively but allowing 52% mostly in the paint is not good. We gotta figure out how to get turnovers out front.
It's not fair that Tennessee has a winter soldier on their basketball team
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's not fair that Tennessee has a winter soldier on their basketball team
I'm glad that teams and players are getting paid to be in, and win, the Players Era, but this "tournament" is dumb. And ballooning to 32 teams next year ain't gonna solve that.
(tweet from @norlander.bsky.social)
(tweet from @norlander.bsky.social)
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm glad that teams and players are getting paid to be in, and win, the Players Era, but this "tournament" is dumb. And ballooning to 32 teams next year ain't gonna solve that.
(tweet from @norlander.bsky.social)
(tweet from @norlander.bsky.social)
Another good half of basketball by the Kansas Jayhawks. Cut down the turnovers and we'd really be cookin' them.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Another good half of basketball by the Kansas Jayhawks. Cut down the turnovers and we'd really be cookin' them.