Justin
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I pick up my 3yo niece from morning preschool twice a week. 11AM. We drive past the ice cream shop downtown and she always says "can we get ice cream from there sometimes?" (yes she says 'sometimes')
It's never open, but I tell her "yes, sometimes" every time. I owe her a lot of ice cream from there
It's never open, but I tell her "yes, sometimes" every time. I owe her a lot of ice cream from there
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I pick up my 3yo niece from morning preschool twice a week. 11AM. We drive past the ice cream shop downtown and she always says "can we get ice cream from there sometimes?" (yes she says 'sometimes')
It's never open, but I tell her "yes, sometimes" every time. I owe her a lot of ice cream from there
It's never open, but I tell her "yes, sometimes" every time. I owe her a lot of ice cream from there
I didn't know that. Now I'm imagining Pat Summerall's voice reading her quotes
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I didn't know that. Now I'm imagining Pat Summerall's voice reading her quotes
I think by the time you press the button to fast forward *that* scene will be over
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I think by the time you press the button to fast forward *that* scene will be over
And Mahomes tore an ACL. Even worse season now 😭
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And Mahomes tore an ACL. Even worse season now 😭
Be careful. Could be werewolves out there 🫣
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Be careful. Could be werewolves out there 🫣
Except at the free throw line. My man is bricking those.
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Except at the free throw line. My man is bricking those.