skeeting myself. i skat myself.

THROUGH ME THE WAY INTO THE SUFFERING CITY,
THROUGH ME THE WAY THAT RUNS AMONG THE LOST.
JUSTICE URGED ON MY HIGH ARTIFICER;
MY MAKER WAS DIVINE AUTHORITY,
THE HIGHEST WISDOM, AND THE PRIMAL LOVE.
BEFORE ME NOTHING BUT ETERNAL THINGS
WERE MADE, AND I ENDURE ETERNALLY.
WELCOME TO PARIS

whats the difference between a camera and a sock?

a camera can take photos

a sock can take five toes...

I have to run

I will necer post a selife cause Rainbolt,s out to get me.He,ll triangulatate my position down to the arcsecond based on the way fucking light rays fall on my tender skin

I really want to be a photographer but the Geogusssr pros scare me

not to be controversial but watermelon flavored candy hits way harder when it’s green instead of pink

If a cave diver looks into his own anus, does he become the human Möbius-strip-Ouroboros?

Don't ever try to fuck a robot, man, I tried to stick it in a LAN port and got my tip punctured by the pins

The best thing about aerial sex is that you don't even have to pull out; you can just jump cancel your orgasm