britt
@shoomie.bsky.social
My meat IS gargantuan and my dames ARE numerous || she/they/them ||
got hit with the “I could tell you guys were on tumblr” tonight
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
got hit with the “I could tell you guys were on tumblr” tonight
I get back in at like 11:50 pm on Sunday
October 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I get back in at like 11:50 pm on Sunday
they are valid in not letting me. I have had had to spend so much money on new furniture, still need to buy more, and we have to book our caterer, photographer, and dj for our wedding soon, BUT I WANNA SEE TWICE
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
they are valid in not letting me. I have had had to spend so much money on new furniture, still need to buy more, and we have to book our caterer, photographer, and dj for our wedding soon, BUT I WANNA SEE TWICE
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE BUT MY STOMACH KEEPS FORCING ME TO EXPEL
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE BUT MY STOMACH KEEPS FORCING ME TO EXPEL
would love to not have food poisoning anymore
October 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
would love to not have food poisoning anymore
There’s a cat that keeps hiding in our pomegranate tree
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There’s a cat that keeps hiding in our pomegranate tree
Still in unpacking hell but it feels good to organize stuff. I bought a label maker and made QR codes that open excel sheets that list all the stuff I have in the box it’s attached to and I cleaned up all my space cables
September 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Still in unpacking hell but it feels good to organize stuff. I bought a label maker and made QR codes that open excel sheets that list all the stuff I have in the box it’s attached to and I cleaned up all my space cables
Just a little something to take the edge off
September 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Just a little something to take the edge off
Shannon makes me feel like the most important person in the world. They went out and made a custom bouquet of flowers for me and a giant bundle of balloons for my birthday before I woke up
September 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Shannon makes me feel like the most important person in the world. They went out and made a custom bouquet of flowers for me and a giant bundle of balloons for my birthday before I woke up
I just had the most incredible omakase experience for my birthday and it made me wanna cry it was so good
August 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I just had the most incredible omakase experience for my birthday and it made me wanna cry it was so good
Shannon secretly arranged for my best friend to fly in and stay with us for my birthday weekend. I love my wife, I love my best friend 🥹
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Shannon secretly arranged for my best friend to fly in and stay with us for my birthday weekend. I love my wife, I love my best friend 🥹
u guys wanna come to my swag themed 30th?
August 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
u guys wanna come to my swag themed 30th?
My 13th reason was that I was suppose to get ikea dinner after work but the bistro at my closest one closed
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My 13th reason was that I was suppose to get ikea dinner after work but the bistro at my closest one closed
ya boy got most of his security deposit back
August 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
ya boy got most of his security deposit back
Why does this high school musical x haikyuu edit go so hard
July 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why does this high school musical x haikyuu edit go so hard
WE CANT FIX IT IF WE NEVER FACE IT. LET THE PAST BE THE PAST TILL ITS WEIGHTLESS
July 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
WE CANT FIX IT IF WE NEVER FACE IT. LET THE PAST BE THE PAST TILL ITS WEIGHTLESS
Constantly the vibe at work rn
July 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Constantly the vibe at work rn
June 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A SEPARATE PERSON JUST SENT THIS ONE DIRECTLY TO ME. NOBODY KNOWS WHATNI DO HERE. ALSO, JUST CLEAN UP THE FUCKING COCKROACH???
June 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
A SEPARATE PERSON JUST SENT THIS ONE DIRECTLY TO ME. NOBODY KNOWS WHATNI DO HERE. ALSO, JUST CLEAN UP THE FUCKING COCKROACH???
WHY AM I GETTING CC’ED ON THIS EMAIL AT WORK???
June 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
WHY AM I GETTING CC’ED ON THIS EMAIL AT WORK???
They took away our gifs in Teams. Feeling extra like working fish today
June 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
They took away our gifs in Teams. Feeling extra like working fish today
