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britt
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My meat IS gargantuan and my dames ARE numerous || she/they/them ||
omg yeah ur like hella exposed cause of the kids, I’m so sorry 😭
I used to go out and see clients all the time but now I just sit at my desk so I guess my coworkers are just extra nasty…
But thank u!!! 🤍🤍
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dude there has been something going around. I also got hella sick with some sort of sinus/respiratory infection and I’m still coughing up nasty ass phlegm and it’s been over a week. I hope you feel better soon!!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
We’re so back
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
16 full years… they survived it all…
October 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
OMFG IM SO DRUNK I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND ALL TBOSE PHOTOS. Only the ebichu applies!!
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I get back in at like 11:50 pm on Sunday
October 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I can’t believe I won’t be in town 😭
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
they are valid in not letting me. I have had had to spend so much money on new furniture, still need to buy more, and we have to book our caterer, photographer, and dj for our wedding soon, BUT I WANNA SEE TWICE
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
NO SAME. But I also feel so fuckin unc when I rmemeber they’re all so young 😭
October 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE BUT MY STOMACH KEEPS FORCING ME TO EXPEL
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM