Hannah Shopland
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Reposted by Hannah Shopland
Reposted by Hannah Shopland
Elf On The Shelf
(Prints of my work available in my shop! Link in bio)
(Prints of my work available in my shop! Link in bio)
![Comic by Stephen Collins, script below:
SCENE: A man called BEN is positioning two elves on a shelf, trying to make it look like they are stealing a cookie from a jar.
1.
ELF: You don’t have to do this Ben.
2
ELF: You can stop now.
It’s a choice.
3
BEN: SSH! Just hold the biscuit.
4
ELF: Is Christmas not stressful enough? Are you a masochist, Ben?
5
BEN: It’s magical.
ELF: Magical?
6
ELF: Positioning me and my wife into humiliating tableaux of low-level criminality is not ‘magical', Ben.
It is self-harm.
7
ELF: You’re going to have to do this every night, every Christmas, for the next 13 years.
8
ELF: When you’re stressed, when you’re tired…
9
ELF: And what for? For *likes*?
10
ELF: You want to normalise surveillance culture for your children and ruin your evenings… for *Instagram*?
You mark my words:
11
ELF: Ten years from now you’ll be making me a papier mâché armchair at three in the morning
and wanting to die.
12
BEN: [Throwing Elf across the room] IT’S MAGICAAAAL
ELF: AAARGH](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidqdnxb3bdp3cqsxfzov7sh55f27u4wrcon2ltbnqbbu2qj36jyfu@jpeg)
November 26, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Elf On The Shelf
(Prints of my work available in my shop! Link in bio)
(Prints of my work available in my shop! Link in bio)