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"I am the MFing Shore Patrol MFer!" Admin calls me Rude Irish🍀☠️Pirate 💙Fighting for democracy💙 USCG🛟⚓Vet. I am fan of TV, Film, Actors, Directors and Artists. NYC to L.A. and the Cape. Bad actor. Fuck🖕tRump Comedy saves lives, trying to make you laugh.

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · Dec 1

Finally got me.
Fuck Elon and Twitter and tRump and the GOP for this shitshow of a country and it further demise.

We will continue to fight. To the death it seems like ...

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 7h

Good.
I wasn't going to pay my federal taxes this year to a criminal syndicate administration.

No taxation without representation MFers 💣 💥 🔥

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Morgan Fairchild @morgfair.bsky.social · 8h

It’s here! My new podcast 2 Bitches From Texas is now live. Join me and my sister Cathryn Hartt as we sit around bitching with our friends about how to save the world. And please subscribe so you don't miss an episode. youtu.be/sIHCLfSKzT4

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 9h

Mmmmmm....sea moss.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 9h

Where's Mr Epstein?

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 9h

Genius.

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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 9h

The Macedonian Teenagers, all grown up! 10 yrs later it turns out that tapping the right wing rage machine remains extraordinarily lucrative! Who could’ve guessed?

(I wrote a book about it lol and researched some of this guy’s prior art)

Meanwhile, the capacity for investigations has diminished.

Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 16h

NEW: A MAGA X account often shared by Senator Mike Lee and House Republicans like Nancy Mace--that often alleges Democrats encourage voting fraud-- is run by a man who not only has never stepped foot in the US, he also illegally donated to an American campaign.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

The Viral MAGA Accounts Run by a Man Who Has Never Been to America

Two influential MAGA social media accounts are run by Rumen Naumovski, a Macedonian who may have illegally donated to a U.S. election.

www.rollingstone.com

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 9h

That's Bannon's handiwork.

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 12h

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 11h

Making sure his son's boner meter doesn't go off?

Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 12h

How many Jan 6 traitors and proud boys are in the ranks?

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 12h

I'll bring the Holden Caulfield cauliflower cornbread.

Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 12h

The Art of the Diddle?

Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 15h

Surround yourself and the mayor with swat teams.
Do not let these MFers grab you without a fire fight.

Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 15h

He snuck in dressed as a Miami tRump hooker and was given full access.

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 18h

Sounds about Reich

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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 18h

I made it. PLEASE GET ONE!

www.pens.com/us/p/snapbac...

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 18h

Is KidRock not available?

Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 18h

I love your hat.
I need one.

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 18h

Prisoners will be leased to farmers and factories to do jobs the migrant laborers did and do all the shitty fucking horrible low wage hard labor jobs now there's no one left to do them.

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 18h

The Purge can't happen soon enough 🎤🎵🎶🎵

Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 18h

Exactly.
We will tank it with our new fake crypto ponzi economy.

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 18h

Three in the pink 🩷 all of them 🦨 stink.

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 18h

Is he making cocaine legal?

a man in a plaid suit and tie is making a funny face .

ALT: a man in a plaid suit and tie is making a funny face .

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 19h

Pictures?
Videos?
Receipts?