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"I am the MFing Shore Patrol MFer!"

The Last Detail is my spirit animal.

Irish🍀☠️Pirate


USCG🛟⚓Vet.
I am fan of TV, Film, Actors, Directors and Artists.
NYC to L.A. and the Cape.
Bad actor.
Fuck🖕tRump
Comedy saves lives, trying to make you laugh.
How about we abort the GOP???
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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We're building a list of every prominent Republican credibly accused of a sex crime involving a minor since 2000 with almost 100 added so far.
Republican Sex Crimes Involving Minors & Children List
Comprehensive and updated list of Republican sex crimes involving minors including social conservatives with a proclivity to horrible behavior towards children
thebastionusa.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sorry, patriotism wasn't in the job description MFer!
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Isn't there a fast elevator to hell up there???

#Hellevator
a man in a green shirt with a red face and a beard
ALT: a man in a green shirt with a red face and a beard
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Exactly 💯
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Two more weeks...
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
💯
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There should be a law that you have to vote or get a $10,000 fine and 30 days in jail.

The least you can do to live in a free democratic society.

Also all congress people should picked by lottery.
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Her herpes has gonorrhea too???
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
He likes big Dix and he can't say why?
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Isn't that the Las Vegas pig that stole election funds for her daughters wedding and Botox treatments???
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He can read?
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Discovery bitches 💣💥🪆
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sorry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mary MagaDullyn?
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Drug running and drug dealing are not capital offences in the USA.

Murder is though...

So....💀💀💀👑💩💀💀💀💀
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM