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🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1.6K following 2.1K posts
35 She/her
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Reconstructing/deconstructing
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
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Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
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It’s beautiful! 🧡🫶🏻
A brown welcome mat with the phrase “hope you like Taylor swift and dogs” on a red brick porch in front of a white door.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Soft Hearts 🧡🥰
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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This is accurate. And I only used Apple Music for 5 months this year… still managed to listen to the lakes, 57 times and almost 1000 minutes of just TLOAS 😂😅
Apple Music replay. My top artist is Taylor swift. Top genre is pop. Top song is the lakes. Top album is TLOAS
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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This bull looks pretty… but this commute is why I remembered why I worked from home for 5 years! 🙃
Snow covered trees and roads Snow covered trees and roads
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Polyamory. Wonderful for when you want two people telling you, you can’t have just weed and iced coffee for breakfast… 😂😂🙃🥰
“The thing about polyamory is now I had two people getting mad at me when they ask what I ate today and I tell them “coffee”” on a black background with white text. From Twitter user @josiekame
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Current mood: for everyone going into what feels like shark invested waters for your meal ✊🏻 For everyone celebrating differently again this year. I’m thankful for you. Keep going. While we have so much to be thankful for, Thanksgiving during what feels like the fall is wild… 🧡
Black writing on a white background “when you don’t celebrate genocidal holidays but still gon eat” and pictured below is a dark skinned child with a plate watching a tablet with their middle finger up
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I got stickers with my edibles!! 😂😂 I am straight up delighted! Happy Green Wednesday all my fellow gardeners! 😂😂
A brown rectangle background with a red and orange flag that says “high spirits”, a cornucopia with a bud in it, an orange and tan hat that has garden leafs on it. A sticker that says “Sweater Weather”, an apple that says “harvest your high” a tan sweater with the dispensaries logo, and an orange platter shaped sticker that says “pass the greens” You can also peep my sweet Swiftie stash bag 😂🧡
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I was not safe from this… it’s a onesie! 😂🧡
Eras Tour onesie
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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A zebra fish!! I am also small and vibrant 😂😂🧡
Small neon fish in green, yellow, pink and orange.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Damn my city is pretty. Let’s Go Pitt!!!!
ESPN college gameday desk with the absolutely gorgeous city of Pittsburgh skyline in the back. Gold notre dame helmet and Pitt blue and gold helmets in front of set
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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When you’re watching a video that hits…(video was about millennials. How the 2000s and 2010s were just us being bored, broke and deeply committed to bad ideas 😂😂)

And you let out a primal screech…

The dog has concerns… 😂😂
A black dog with a graying muzzle and brown eyebrows looks up and back as if he is concerned. Only his head is peaking over a blue couch with a tan pillow.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Me and Mr Abby decided to be soccer hooligans tonight and had a blast while doing it! And the Riverhounds beat the incredibly dramatic Detroit Soccer Club. I really hope the Detroit City Theater is one of their sponsors or they’re missing a great opportunity! 😂🙃
2 very white peoples making silly faces with black and gold scarves and grey hoodies A soccer scoreboard that says Highmark stadium while members of the Riverhounds in black and gold and the DSC in green and white. Score is 0-0 at 56:25
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Being properly prepared for a large gummy is key! Happy weekend all! Make the best of it! 🧡🧡🧡
An end table with a bag of skittles, a bottle of Pepsi, a large box of Reese’s pieces cereal, a large owala with stickers on it and a single little Debbie Christmas tree cake.
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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A man you can trust 🧡
A gray horse sticking his tongue out. Wearing a purple halter. Standing on a dry lot, dirt surface
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The best thing I doomscrolled and bought ever were these small glow in the dark ghosts for trick or treaters. They have flipped for them!
A small orange/clear glow in the dark ghost
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Ouch… I have been called out! 😂😅
“They said be yourself and I did and now I’m drunk and lost on my horse” in white letters with a dark horse head on a road coming from the picture
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I haven’t taken a self care morning in awhile… my bong, a good coloring page and my vinyls playing in the background. The air coming in is chilly but it smells so good!!
A bong sits on the left side of a brown desk surface that is a little cluttered but clearly shows a not completed yet coloring page with oranges and yellows filled in. Some markers on the desk next to the page and the pack of markers just shows in the right side of the picture. A window sill with a gnome, a resin tower and some other small tchotchkes.
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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When genocide becomes the norm and hate is everywhere. It feels good (and scary) sometimes to make a bold statement. Fashion has always been bold and it helps you say when you can’t scream. This hoodie screams.

#freepalestine #westbankapparel
A white woman with brown eyes and hair wearing a black and white keffiyeh patterned jacket
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I’m starting to see number come in for the rally in Greensburg and they’re saying at least 2,000 there. And the amount of support from the community was insane! I’m so proud of super red Westmoreland county! You showed up!!
One piece flag holding attendee across the street from the Greensburg court house in Westmoreland county
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Greensburg PA! I laughed a lot 😂😂😂
Honk if you’ve never drunk texted war plans
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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There’s so many good lyrics for protests! 😂 here were mine!! 🧡🧡
I’m just mad as hell cause I love this place Wise men once read fake news and they believed it
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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In Greensburg we did have a pretty loud “Trump is a jagoff” chant going! 😂😂
Protest signs in Westmoreland county
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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No Kings but this one! The only King I need comes with a frownie!! I love SWPA so much 😂😂
A picture of the sign for Kings. A local SW Pennsylvania diner/restaurant. Famous for serving a frownie brownie
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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This was by far my favorite sign. I laughed the hardest 😂😂😂

#nokings
“Honk if you’ve never drunk texted war plans”
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I took so many pictures but these are definitely some of my favorites. For red little Westmoreland County PA. I’m so proud 🧡🧡🧡
A woman dressed like Waldo holding a sign that says “Where’s the Epstein Files?” Her doggy, a precious golden retriever is wearing a sign that says “Unleash Compassion” A person dressed like Marie Antoinette with Trumpty dumptys face holding a lacy umbrella that says “let them eat cake” A person in a frog costume holding a sign that says “I’m not hoppy about republicans cutting healthcare! I don’t want to croak!!” 2 lobsters and a dinosaur inflatable with a sign saying “Lobsters for Liberty”
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM