🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
35 She/her
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Reconstructing/deconstructing
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
🍃🍃
Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Reconstructing/deconstructing
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
🍃🍃
Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
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🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
· Sep 27
Just realized I’ve never done an intro! Oops!
🧡 I’m Abby!
💚 Stoner Swiftie and Cannamom
💙 Mama to a horse, a dog, 2 cats (Auntie to one cat), and a human
❤️ I LOVE BOOKS! 📚
💛 Exvangelical and witchy 🌱
💜Chronically ill and ND and learning how to live with it
❤️🔥Not perfect and not trying to be
🧡 I’m Abby!
💚 Stoner Swiftie and Cannamom
💙 Mama to a horse, a dog, 2 cats (Auntie to one cat), and a human
❤️ I LOVE BOOKS! 📚
💛 Exvangelical and witchy 🌱
💜Chronically ill and ND and learning how to live with it
❤️🔥Not perfect and not trying to be
I am my biggest bully… the worst part is when my words and fears go into someone else who never actually said them… I wish I had one semi socially acceptable trait about myself that I could grasp on to but I am short, round, chronically ill and my brain is broken…. I just want to be normal…
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I am my biggest bully… the worst part is when my words and fears go into someone else who never actually said them… I wish I had one semi socially acceptable trait about myself that I could grasp on to but I am short, round, chronically ill and my brain is broken…. I just want to be normal…
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I have negative spoons and the gremlins are mean. Going to bed before my toddler was not on my list of things I needed to do this week but I’m done.
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I have negative spoons and the gremlins are mean. Going to bed before my toddler was not on my list of things I needed to do this week but I’m done.
Sometimes you need to leave work and go home and crawl into bed with the covers over your head… maybe tomorrow will be my day… because today definitely isn’t it
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sometimes you need to leave work and go home and crawl into bed with the covers over your head… maybe tomorrow will be my day… because today definitely isn’t it
How do you keep moving forward when all you want to do is disappear… fuck…
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
How do you keep moving forward when all you want to do is disappear… fuck…
It’s beautiful! 🧡🫶🏻
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s beautiful! 🧡🫶🏻
I miss having friends. I miss that comfort of feeling like you have someone that you can sit and word vomit and not have to worry that what you’re saying is first round thoughts and not masked words. There’s safety and comfort in friends that I don’t think I fully appreciated until I lost them all.
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I miss having friends. I miss that comfort of feeling like you have someone that you can sit and word vomit and not have to worry that what you’re saying is first round thoughts and not masked words. There’s safety and comfort in friends that I don’t think I fully appreciated until I lost them all.
Doing things out of your comfort zone is terrifying… but rewarding as hell… it’s only Friday but what a damn weekend! 🧡
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Doing things out of your comfort zone is terrifying… but rewarding as hell… it’s only Friday but what a damn weekend! 🧡
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don’t know what it is about leaving the house for a few days that makes you psycho… but I had to sweep the kitchen floor for some reason before we left… I think I’m going to miss my house even though I’m excited for this trip 😂🙃
#myhouseismysanctuary
#myhouseismysanctuary
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I don’t know what it is about leaving the house for a few days that makes you psycho… but I had to sweep the kitchen floor for some reason before we left… I think I’m going to miss my house even though I’m excited for this trip 😂🙃
#myhouseismysanctuary
#myhouseismysanctuary
And all of the foes and all of the friends
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
a white cat is sitting on a cloud with lightning behind it
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a cloud with lightning behind it
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
And all of the foes and all of the friends
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
This is accurate. And I only used Apple Music for 5 months this year… still managed to listen to the lakes, 57 times and almost 1000 minutes of just TLOAS 😂😅
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is accurate. And I only used Apple Music for 5 months this year… still managed to listen to the lakes, 57 times and almost 1000 minutes of just TLOAS 😂😅
Song of the day - open.spotify.com/track/4IeDgc...
Headed East
open.spotify.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Song of the day - open.spotify.com/track/4IeDgc...
This bull looks pretty… but this commute is why I remembered why I worked from home for 5 years! 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This bull looks pretty… but this commute is why I remembered why I worked from home for 5 years! 🙃
A thick piece of sourdough bread, toasted in the air fryer with honey cinnamon butter is a literal mood changer… 🧡🐝🍞
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A thick piece of sourdough bread, toasted in the air fryer with honey cinnamon butter is a literal mood changer… 🧡🐝🍞
This weekends 90s movie that I watched wayyyyy too many times that helped shape me… - Drive Me Crazy with Melissa Joan Hart and Adrian Grenier
Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This weekends 90s movie that I watched wayyyyy too many times that helped shape me… - Drive Me Crazy with Melissa Joan Hart and Adrian Grenier
Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
My SIL made a snotty comment about me smoking before lunch yesterday and I guess I internalized it more than I thought… so I didn’t smoke before dinner tonight and I triggered a flare of some kind and its full body…. Now I remember why I smoke before I eat. It’s not always for funsies folx
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My SIL made a snotty comment about me smoking before lunch yesterday and I guess I internalized it more than I thought… so I didn’t smoke before dinner tonight and I triggered a flare of some kind and its full body…. Now I remember why I smoke before I eat. It’s not always for funsies folx
Polyamory. Wonderful for when you want two people telling you, you can’t have just weed and iced coffee for breakfast… 😂😂🙃🥰
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Polyamory. Wonderful for when you want two people telling you, you can’t have just weed and iced coffee for breakfast… 😂😂🙃🥰
It’s Black Friday… which means no buying from corporations… at all. The deal isn’t that good anyway and they’ll have the same sale in a week. Make their Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales suck! You know who they are. Support local! Support small! Support POC and women owned! Speak with your money!
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s Black Friday… which means no buying from corporations… at all. The deal isn’t that good anyway and they’ll have the same sale in a week. Make their Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales suck! You know who they are. Support local! Support small! Support POC and women owned! Speak with your money!
The American Eskimo dog on the dog show just destroyed me. I can’t watch dogs anymore… football it is!
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The American Eskimo dog on the dog show just destroyed me. I can’t watch dogs anymore… football it is!
Current mood: for everyone going into what feels like shark invested waters for your meal ✊🏻 For everyone celebrating differently again this year. I’m thankful for you. Keep going. While we have so much to be thankful for, Thanksgiving during what feels like the fall is wild… 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Current mood: for everyone going into what feels like shark invested waters for your meal ✊🏻 For everyone celebrating differently again this year. I’m thankful for you. Keep going. While we have so much to be thankful for, Thanksgiving during what feels like the fall is wild… 🧡
I got stickers with my edibles!! 😂😂 I am straight up delighted! Happy Green Wednesday all my fellow gardeners! 😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I got stickers with my edibles!! 😂😂 I am straight up delighted! Happy Green Wednesday all my fellow gardeners! 😂😂
Just because I know I’m human and therefore going to make mistakes…. I really hate making them…
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just because I know I’m human and therefore going to make mistakes…. I really hate making them…
Good morning loves! It’s Wednesday which means if you’re an American, today is hopefully your last day of work this week too! One more day before Turkey and pissing off your racist brother! Have a good day all!! 🧡🧡🧡
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning loves! It’s Wednesday which means if you’re an American, today is hopefully your last day of work this week too! One more day before Turkey and pissing off your racist brother! Have a good day all!! 🧡🧡🧡
Reposted by 🧡Abby 🌈
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.