Shortblondeguy
@shortblondeguy.bsky.social
Anthony B. 333.45 ppm. 🏳️🌈. MSP.
See my 📷 at www.shortblondeguy.com
Writing a book, too!
See my 📷 at www.shortblondeguy.com
Writing a book, too!
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To be a full Minnesotan, I'll post screenshots of songs I love.
The posts are actually PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE recommendations you should check out.
The posts are actually PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE recommendations you should check out.
Spoiler but glad to see this final six for Canada Drag Race has a decent amount of weirdos!
All the Canada Drag Race queens who talk the most excite me the least.
I like the weirdos the most. Now to finish this slay-off.
I like the weirdos the most. Now to finish this slay-off.
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Spoiler but glad to see this final six for Canada Drag Race has a decent amount of weirdos!
Keep trying to think of ways to emphasize how important it is, to finally have shows like Heated Rivalry, or Schitt's Creek. ❤️
In my teens, all I had was ellen coming out. 😄
My current empowerment & confidence, would've come sooner, knowing the love that I wanted was possible, & possibly normal.
In my teens, all I had was ellen coming out. 😄
My current empowerment & confidence, would've come sooner, knowing the love that I wanted was possible, & possibly normal.
Opportunities for realism have sped by Heated Rivalry at the speed of light.
But shit this 5th episode went back, picked up those opportunities, then smacked us in the face with them in the span of 20 minutes!
But shit this 5th episode went back, picked up those opportunities, then smacked us in the face with them in the span of 20 minutes!
a cartoon character is holding a teddy bear while sitting on the floor .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a teddy bear while sitting on the floor .
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December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Keep trying to think of ways to emphasize how important it is, to finally have shows like Heated Rivalry, or Schitt's Creek. ❤️
In my teens, all I had was ellen coming out. 😄
My current empowerment & confidence, would've come sooner, knowing the love that I wanted was possible, & possibly normal.
In my teens, all I had was ellen coming out. 😄
My current empowerment & confidence, would've come sooner, knowing the love that I wanted was possible, & possibly normal.
All the Canada Drag Race queens who talk the most excite me the least.
I like the weirdos the most. Now to finish this slay-off.
I like the weirdos the most. Now to finish this slay-off.
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
All the Canada Drag Race queens who talk the most excite me the least.
I like the weirdos the most. Now to finish this slay-off.
I like the weirdos the most. Now to finish this slay-off.
Was tempted to engage this grindr spambot.
Decided to just type my snarky reply and not send since it likely wouldn't understand.
Decided to just type my snarky reply and not send since it likely wouldn't understand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Was tempted to engage this grindr spambot.
Decided to just type my snarky reply and not send since it likely wouldn't understand.
Decided to just type my snarky reply and not send since it likely wouldn't understand.
Body Comms
Body: You're awake!
"Go back to sleep."
B: Go pee.
"Fine. Happy?"
B: Touch it more.
"What?"
B: You heard me. Pick up that metal & glass rectangle, look at men that arouse you!
"Fine. Only if you let me sleep after."
B: Sleep? Yeah, no, sure. (crosses fingers behind back)
Body: You're awake!
"Go back to sleep."
B: Go pee.
"Fine. Happy?"
B: Touch it more.
"What?"
B: You heard me. Pick up that metal & glass rectangle, look at men that arouse you!
"Fine. Only if you let me sleep after."
B: Sleep? Yeah, no, sure. (crosses fingers behind back)
a man in a green jacket crosses his fingers behind his back
Alt: a man in a green jacket crosses his fingers behind his back
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December 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Body Comms
Body: You're awake!
"Go back to sleep."
B: Go pee.
"Fine. Happy?"
B: Touch it more.
"What?"
B: You heard me. Pick up that metal & glass rectangle, look at men that arouse you!
"Fine. Only if you let me sleep after."
B: Sleep? Yeah, no, sure. (crosses fingers behind back)
Body: You're awake!
"Go back to sleep."
B: Go pee.
"Fine. Happy?"
B: Touch it more.
"What?"
B: You heard me. Pick up that metal & glass rectangle, look at men that arouse you!
"Fine. Only if you let me sleep after."
B: Sleep? Yeah, no, sure. (crosses fingers behind back)
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
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So nothing's changing? I mean at least in 2026 we'll learn that in the future we will have flying cars.
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So nothing's changing? I mean at least in 2026 we'll learn that in the future we will have flying cars.
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
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So nothing's changing? I mean at least in 2026 we'll learn that in the future we will have flying cars.
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So nothing's changing? I mean at least in 2026 we'll learn that in the future we will have flying cars.
Opportunities for realism have sped by Heated Rivalry at the speed of light.
But shit this 5th episode went back, picked up those opportunities, then smacked us in the face with them in the span of 20 minutes!
But shit this 5th episode went back, picked up those opportunities, then smacked us in the face with them in the span of 20 minutes!
a cartoon character is holding a teddy bear while sitting on the floor .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a teddy bear while sitting on the floor .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Opportunities for realism have sped by Heated Rivalry at the speed of light.
But shit this 5th episode went back, picked up those opportunities, then smacked us in the face with them in the span of 20 minutes!
But shit this 5th episode went back, picked up those opportunities, then smacked us in the face with them in the span of 20 minutes!
Oh wow this Drag Race Canada 🇨🇦 season!
❤️
❤️
elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words all hail the drama above him
Alt: elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words all hail the drama above him
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh wow this Drag Race Canada 🇨🇦 season!
❤️
❤️
Is he in a community college computer lab in the late 90s?
Is he about to be talked to by his manager?
Is he about to be talked to by his manager?
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Is he in a community college computer lab in the late 90s?
Is he about to be talked to by his manager?
Is he about to be talked to by his manager?
Sure, youtube, show me LESS content using 2.5 thumbnails the size of 15" notebook screens.
Those thumbnails are literally the size of my work computer's built in screen! 😄
Thumbnails on a TV aren't as hard to see like on an actual computer. Haha
Those thumbnails are literally the size of my work computer's built in screen! 😄
Thumbnails on a TV aren't as hard to see like on an actual computer. Haha
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sure, youtube, show me LESS content using 2.5 thumbnails the size of 15" notebook screens.
Those thumbnails are literally the size of my work computer's built in screen! 😄
Thumbnails on a TV aren't as hard to see like on an actual computer. Haha
Those thumbnails are literally the size of my work computer's built in screen! 😄
Thumbnails on a TV aren't as hard to see like on an actual computer. Haha
Being sick hasn't been terrible after things started getting better but starting to eat proper food again after a bland diet...
I was like this today after a ham sandwich without mustard or anything!
I was like this today after a ham sandwich without mustard or anything!
a man is eating a hamburger while wearing a cbs jacket
ALT: a man is eating a hamburger while wearing a cbs jacket
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December 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Being sick hasn't been terrible after things started getting better but starting to eat proper food again after a bland diet...
I was like this today after a ham sandwich without mustard or anything!
I was like this today after a ham sandwich without mustard or anything!
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Blonde Women what? 😆
@trixiemattel.bsky.social & @katya-zamo.bsky.social (dunno if that's Katya's real account).
@trixiemattel.bsky.social & @katya-zamo.bsky.social (dunno if that's Katya's real account).
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Blonde Women what? 😆
@trixiemattel.bsky.social & @katya-zamo.bsky.social (dunno if that's Katya's real account).
@trixiemattel.bsky.social & @katya-zamo.bsky.social (dunno if that's Katya's real account).
I've been waiting to experience this weather since I moved up here in the spring!
But right now I'm kind of happy I'm sick because I'm just not ready for a quick walk to a local coffee shop.
Maybe next weekend if it's that cold.
But right now I'm kind of happy I'm sick because I'm just not ready for a quick walk to a local coffee shop.
Maybe next weekend if it's that cold.
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I've been waiting to experience this weather since I moved up here in the spring!
But right now I'm kind of happy I'm sick because I'm just not ready for a quick walk to a local coffee shop.
Maybe next weekend if it's that cold.
But right now I'm kind of happy I'm sick because I'm just not ready for a quick walk to a local coffee shop.
Maybe next weekend if it's that cold.
Man, my hole hurts.
1/2
1/2
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Man, my hole hurts.
1/2
1/2
Well I'm sick. 💩
Time to take an Imodium in a non-recreational way.
Time to take an Imodium in a non-recreational way.
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Well I'm sick. 💩
Time to take an Imodium in a non-recreational way.
Time to take an Imodium in a non-recreational way.
Really enjoying this Canada Drag Race season's drama and twists and unintended consequences! 🇨🇦
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Really enjoying this Canada Drag Race season's drama and twists and unintended consequences! 🇨🇦
First three words you see will define your 2026.
Friends
Marriage 🤔
Pizza
Friends
Marriage 🤔
Pizza
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
First three words you see will define your 2026.
Friends
Marriage 🤔
Pizza
Friends
Marriage 🤔
Pizza
Also I started this thread this year, to give you a more in-depth look at listens Apple Music didn't pick up on.
To be a full Minnesotan, I'll post screenshots of songs I love.
The posts are actually PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE recommendations you should check out.
The posts are actually PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE recommendations you should check out.
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Also I started this thread this year, to give you a more in-depth look at listens Apple Music didn't pick up on.
I did the Apple Replay thing, too.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I did the Apple Replay thing, too.
The For You feed (bsky.app/profile/did:...) is excellent but sometimes waves of unwanted posts sometimes show.
I just muted a ton of, "illustrator," accounts drawing:
- elf-eared people
- animals having anthropomorphic sex
- fake anime
- furry / furries
I'm glad y'all can draw tho. Keep it up. 👍🏻
I just muted a ton of, "illustrator," accounts drawing:
- elf-eared people
- animals having anthropomorphic sex
- fake anime
- furry / furries
I'm glad y'all can draw tho. Keep it up. 👍🏻
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The For You feed (bsky.app/profile/did:...) is excellent but sometimes waves of unwanted posts sometimes show.
I just muted a ton of, "illustrator," accounts drawing:
- elf-eared people
- animals having anthropomorphic sex
- fake anime
- furry / furries
I'm glad y'all can draw tho. Keep it up. 👍🏻
I just muted a ton of, "illustrator," accounts drawing:
- elf-eared people
- animals having anthropomorphic sex
- fake anime
- furry / furries
I'm glad y'all can draw tho. Keep it up. 👍🏻
Cheap tree is extra this year.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cheap tree is extra this year.
Ya gotta wait for it sometimes. 😄
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ya gotta wait for it sometimes. 😄