Epic Giant Blob
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Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social
Proud Canadian, Trump can go fuck himself
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When one side says it's raining, and one side says it isn't, your job isn't to quote both sides. Your job is to look outside and see if it's fucking raining.
Shame on CNN
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
ohh no! Say it ain't so, we can't join your crappy Dollar General justice league, how will we ever go on. @meidastouch.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
He should yeld it lol
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 AM
We should be calling this BS out like this lady does. The entire world has lost their damm fucking minds when they treat this case like no biggy he just liked young girls. That's the party you voted for power, the pedo protectors.
Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here

McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Lol
Congratulations to the New England Patriots on advancing to the AFC Championship
The NFL Live crew makes their picks for Texans at Patriots @minakimes.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 AM
What people don't understand is a narcissist will never be happy no matter what you give them. that 2 years old man baby, he will never love you. It will never be enough. Typically you have to cut them out of your lives. He will always be a self serving man uninterested in your well being.
A very embarrassing day for the world
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I am glad that there's not sugar coating things no more but in the end, people died for no reason.
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
#AEWWorldsEnd I don't who needs to hear this damm swerve strickland is a dangerous wrestler and not in a good way. Several botched spots.
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Exactly, we are not subject to your fake king.
This message hits hard.
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
LOL
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
As someone with no colon this post really hits home....
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What the fuck is he talking about? I can't believe we live in this stupid age. I must be in the wrong multiverse or something I keep thinking I got sent to earth-2 somehow.
Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
😀
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
what the fuck are you talking about? #DementiaDonald
Trump: "You're not allowed to use the word 'coal' unless you say, in my administration, unless you use two words before it -- clean and beautiful. Biden would say 'unless you use two words before it.' He'd go, 'clean.' What happened to the other word? Remember those days?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We more than likely blew our shot at winning the world series for the forseeable future. #sad #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Yeah as Canadian, I've always been a huge fan on the Toronto Rangers. LMAO fucking idiots lol
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Couldn't be happening to a better guy.
BREAKING: Supreme Court officially declines to hear Alex Jones appeal of judgement against him for calling Sandy Hook a hoax.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
Supreme Court Denies Alex Jones’s Appeal of Payment to Sandy Hook Families
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don't even know why Canada bothers entertaining this fucking idiot. we should no longer go to the US. Subsidize the affected workers of tariffs and wait 3 years until the civil war starts.
Trump: "If we didn't win this election. If we had these people that were running that were ruining our country, destroying our country with their open borders and men playing in women's sports and transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place ... I'm not sure we'd even have a country."
October 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
that's what trump is doing with your paid tariffs, instead solving the govt shut down, he's making idiotic videos, can you imagine any other president doing that? wasting such time on these things.
Signs of psychosis. No biggie
October 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Must be a hard time to be a vampire then, with all that contaminated blood. I swear to fuck the world is getting fucking dumber by the second.
October 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
#colts we gave that game away with bonehead plays, highstepping before we cross the goal line. Only 10 guys on defence. That's my colts I remember they showed up today.
September 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
September 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The war against renovations.... Sigh
Americans are about to pay out the nose for more IKEA stuff - specifically kitchens and upholstered furniture.
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Natural selection at work!
Just spoke to someone who works in a hospital.

He said that patients - including those who are NOT pregnant women - are already telling their caregivers that they will NOT take Tylenol.

The stupidity is already spreading like wildfire and there will be consequences.
September 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM