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“They were careless people, … they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made"
- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
Smith gets to go into her leadership review this weekend claiming she fought Ottawa & won, but she won’t have to deliver FOR YEARS.
Carney gets Danielle “off his desk”, has something to throw at Poilievre, appeases some conservatives, & gets 2 standing ovations in Calgary.
It’s. All. Theatre.
Carney gets Danielle “off his desk”, has something to throw at Poilievre, appeases some conservatives, & gets 2 standing ovations in Calgary.
It’s. All. Theatre.
a group of people on a stage holding hands
ALT: a group of people on a stage holding hands
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Smith gets to go into her leadership review this weekend claiming she fought Ottawa & won, but she won’t have to deliver FOR YEARS.
Carney gets Danielle “off his desk”, has something to throw at Poilievre, appeases some conservatives, & gets 2 standing ovations in Calgary.
It’s. All. Theatre.
Carney gets Danielle “off his desk”, has something to throw at Poilievre, appeases some conservatives, & gets 2 standing ovations in Calgary.
It’s. All. Theatre.
Fuck you, Jake Tapper.
XOX,
Kikki.
XOX,
Kikki.
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Fuck you, Jake Tapper.
XOX,
Kikki.
XOX,
Kikki.
Gotta love the way “Fortune” subtly drops the other brands owned by Campbell’s Soup in this piece about the “bio-engineered shit food for poor people” scandal that resulted in the firing of the VP - you know, just in case people didn’t know about the other brands 😂😂😂
fortune.com/2025/11/26/c...
fortune.com/2025/11/26/c...
Campbell’s fires exec after leaked recording berating ‘poor’ customers and ‘bioengineered meat’ prompts outrage and investigation | Fortune
The comments were caught on a recording by a now-former employee.
fortune.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Gotta love the way “Fortune” subtly drops the other brands owned by Campbell’s Soup in this piece about the “bio-engineered shit food for poor people” scandal that resulted in the firing of the VP - you know, just in case people didn’t know about the other brands 😂😂😂
fortune.com/2025/11/26/c...
fortune.com/2025/11/26/c...
“I don’t think Jesus would ever ignore people being hurt, especially by the federal government…”
Fascinating profile of a conservative Christian family pushing back against ICE, and aiding those whose loved ones have been kidnapped.
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Fascinating profile of a conservative Christian family pushing back against ICE, and aiding those whose loved ones have been kidnapped.
religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
How one conservative Christian family is pushing back against ICE
A coalition of activists, everyday citizens and people of faith — including theologically conservative Christians — who have pooled resources and learned new technologies to mount an effort they say i...
religionnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“I don’t think Jesus would ever ignore people being hurt, especially by the federal government…”
Fascinating profile of a conservative Christian family pushing back against ICE, and aiding those whose loved ones have been kidnapped.
religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
Fascinating profile of a conservative Christian family pushing back against ICE, and aiding those whose loved ones have been kidnapped.
religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
I hope the CPC holds onto Poilievre as leader for as long as possible.
Why stop at 4 consecutive general election losses? Let’s go for the historic FIVE, amirite?
Good holy Zeus. Nearly 8 months after the election, and Pierre’s favourability has only sunk to new depths.
#cdnpoli
Why stop at 4 consecutive general election losses? Let’s go for the historic FIVE, amirite?
Good holy Zeus. Nearly 8 months after the election, and Pierre’s favourability has only sunk to new depths.
#cdnpoli
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I hope the CPC holds onto Poilievre as leader for as long as possible.
Why stop at 4 consecutive general election losses? Let’s go for the historic FIVE, amirite?
Good holy Zeus. Nearly 8 months after the election, and Pierre’s favourability has only sunk to new depths.
#cdnpoli
Why stop at 4 consecutive general election losses? Let’s go for the historic FIVE, amirite?
Good holy Zeus. Nearly 8 months after the election, and Pierre’s favourability has only sunk to new depths.
#cdnpoli
HA HA HA my entire TikTok feed tonight is #SLOMW and I am entirely obsessed.
The “Housewives” franchise got nothing on these good Mormon girls 😂😂😂
#FruityPebbles #IYKYK
The “Housewives” franchise got nothing on these good Mormon girls 😂😂😂
#FruityPebbles #IYKYK
a woman says " i did not see that one coming " in a disney advertisement
ALT: a woman says " i did not see that one coming " in a disney advertisement
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
HA HA HA my entire TikTok feed tonight is #SLOMW and I am entirely obsessed.
The “Housewives” franchise got nothing on these good Mormon girls 😂😂😂
#FruityPebbles #IYKYK
The “Housewives” franchise got nothing on these good Mormon girls 😂😂😂
#FruityPebbles #IYKYK
For no reason whatsoever, here’s a Green Bean Casserole recipe that doesn’t require Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom soup - or any canned soup, for that matter.
Enjoy.
freshaprilflours.com/green-bean-c...
Enjoy.
freshaprilflours.com/green-bean-c...
Green Bean Casserole Without Mushroom Soup
This green bean casserole recipe is made with fresh green beans, baked in a creamy sauce, and topped with crispy onions. You won't find any cream of mushroom soup in this recipe!
freshaprilflours.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
For no reason whatsoever, here’s a Green Bean Casserole recipe that doesn’t require Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom soup - or any canned soup, for that matter.
Enjoy.
freshaprilflours.com/green-bean-c...
Enjoy.
freshaprilflours.com/green-bean-c...
Some nights dealing with my 2 dogs is like dealing with drunk men right around closing time at any bar:
Don’t make eye contact or they’ll slobber all over you, demand to be stroked, then get pissed off if you won’t let them into your bed.
Don’t make eye contact or they’ll slobber all over you, demand to be stroked, then get pissed off if you won’t let them into your bed.
a woman is holding a dog in her arms and the dog is sniffing the woman 's face
ALT: a woman is holding a dog in her arms and the dog is sniffing the woman 's face
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Some nights dealing with my 2 dogs is like dealing with drunk men right around closing time at any bar:
Don’t make eye contact or they’ll slobber all over you, demand to be stroked, then get pissed off if you won’t let them into your bed.
Don’t make eye contact or they’ll slobber all over you, demand to be stroked, then get pissed off if you won’t let them into your bed.
Pierogi perfection 😋
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pierogi perfection 😋
Ladies, Gentlemen, and all good Humans, I present the highlight of today’s mindless scrolling of my TikTok FYP.
You’re ever so welcome.
You’re ever so welcome.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Ladies, Gentlemen, and all good Humans, I present the highlight of today’s mindless scrolling of my TikTok FYP.
You’re ever so welcome.
You’re ever so welcome.
I don’t know who sang the anthems for Ottawa at San Jose tonight, but she was AMAZING.
No vocal athletics. No dramatics.
Just both national anthems, sung in tune and perfect pitch, with the correct words, simply and beautifully.
What a refreshing change. Bravo.
#NHL
No vocal athletics. No dramatics.
Just both national anthems, sung in tune and perfect pitch, with the correct words, simply and beautifully.
What a refreshing change. Bravo.
#NHL
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don’t know who sang the anthems for Ottawa at San Jose tonight, but she was AMAZING.
No vocal athletics. No dramatics.
Just both national anthems, sung in tune and perfect pitch, with the correct words, simply and beautifully.
What a refreshing change. Bravo.
#NHL
No vocal athletics. No dramatics.
Just both national anthems, sung in tune and perfect pitch, with the correct words, simply and beautifully.
What a refreshing change. Bravo.
#NHL
I live in a 1500 sq ft home and still find space for 3 Christmas trees so what COME AT ME MERRY FRICKEN CHRISTMAS.
a row of christmas trees with a star on top
ALT: a row of christmas trees with a star on top
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I live in a 1500 sq ft home and still find space for 3 Christmas trees so what COME AT ME MERRY FRICKEN CHRISTMAS.
Y’all MTG just announced she’s QUITTING WUT IS EVEN HAPPENING
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Y’all MTG just announced she’s QUITTING WUT IS EVEN HAPPENING
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Single funniest thing I’ve ever read
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Single funniest thing I’ve ever read
Dear Claire Danes;
I love your face.
With big respect,
Kikki.
I love your face.
With big respect,
Kikki.
a close up of a woman 's face with a homeland show logo in the corner
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a homeland show logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Dear Claire Danes;
I love your face.
With big respect,
Kikki.
I love your face.
With big respect,
Kikki.
About to watch my first Christmas movie of the 2025 holiday season.
Tonight’s merriment movie is “The Family Stone”. Grumpy old lady review to follow.
Tonight’s merriment movie is “The Family Stone”. Grumpy old lady review to follow.
a woman in glasses is holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: a woman in glasses is holding a cup of coffee .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
About to watch my first Christmas movie of the 2025 holiday season.
Tonight’s merriment movie is “The Family Stone”. Grumpy old lady review to follow.
Tonight’s merriment movie is “The Family Stone”. Grumpy old lady review to follow.
That might be the most chaotic end to a hockey game I’ve ever seen.
WTF was THAT?!
WTF was THAT?!
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
That might be the most chaotic end to a hockey game I’ve ever seen.
WTF was THAT?!
WTF was THAT?!
Dear Americans who are still supporting this administration;
What the hell? They’re robbing the country blind, while you struggle to pay the heating bill & keep food on the table. They are the swamp he promised to drain.
It’s okay to admit you got conned. Not admitting it is self harm.
What the hell? They’re robbing the country blind, while you struggle to pay the heating bill & keep food on the table. They are the swamp he promised to drain.
It’s okay to admit you got conned. Not admitting it is self harm.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Dear Americans who are still supporting this administration;
What the hell? They’re robbing the country blind, while you struggle to pay the heating bill & keep food on the table. They are the swamp he promised to drain.
It’s okay to admit you got conned. Not admitting it is self harm.
What the hell? They’re robbing the country blind, while you struggle to pay the heating bill & keep food on the table. They are the swamp he promised to drain.
It’s okay to admit you got conned. Not admitting it is self harm.
I’m a lonely Canadian tonight cuz none of my CanCon pals care about the Olivia Nuzzi/Ryan Lizza epoch, so I’m over here animatedly verbally torturing Mr. Kikki with the whole sordid tale. In response I’m getting “gawd please stop” face.
He showed brief interest when I mentioned Olbermann, tho.
He showed brief interest when I mentioned Olbermann, tho.
a man wearing a black shirt with a snake on it says " i know "
ALT: a man wearing a black shirt with a snake on it says " i know "
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’m a lonely Canadian tonight cuz none of my CanCon pals care about the Olivia Nuzzi/Ryan Lizza epoch, so I’m over here animatedly verbally torturing Mr. Kikki with the whole sordid tale. In response I’m getting “gawd please stop” face.
He showed brief interest when I mentioned Olbermann, tho.
He showed brief interest when I mentioned Olbermann, tho.
MTG called Donald Trump a traitor. Live. This morning.
Marj just took off the gloves.
Shit is getting interesting.
Marj just took off the gloves.
Shit is getting interesting.
a man in a grey sweater is holding a piece of paper in front of a pop box
ALT: a man in a grey sweater is holding a piece of paper in front of a pop box
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
MTG called Donald Trump a traitor. Live. This morning.
Marj just took off the gloves.
Shit is getting interesting.
Marj just took off the gloves.
Shit is getting interesting.
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Frontotemporal dementia leads to inappropriateness and clear social faux pas. Not that Trump had much propriety at the start, but what little restraint he had is draining away rapidly.
Trump called a woman reporter “Piggy” today. Cuz he was in a mood.
Real Statesman-like shit from this man. Every day.
What a fucking embarrassment.
Real Statesman-like shit from this man. Every day.
What a fucking embarrassment.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Frontotemporal dementia leads to inappropriateness and clear social faux pas. Not that Trump had much propriety at the start, but what little restraint he had is draining away rapidly.
This thread is everything.
Highly recommend.
Highly recommend.
SO. Let me tell you about the tale of "First Impressions" and how everyone who hated it ensured I knew.
Including the best email I ever got: "written with the pen of Satan."
(screenshot w/ permission)
Including the best email I ever got: "written with the pen of Satan."
(screenshot w/ permission)
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This thread is everything.
Highly recommend.
Highly recommend.
Trump called a woman reporter “Piggy” today. Cuz he was in a mood.
Real Statesman-like shit from this man. Every day.
What a fucking embarrassment.
Real Statesman-like shit from this man. Every day.
What a fucking embarrassment.
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Trump called a woman reporter “Piggy” today. Cuz he was in a mood.
Real Statesman-like shit from this man. Every day.
What a fucking embarrassment.
Real Statesman-like shit from this man. Every day.
What a fucking embarrassment.
Journalist Olivia Nuzzi’s former fiancé is writing a series about their breakup, and there is quite the surprise ending here.
I mean like a stunner 😳
Nuzzi is the journalist who admitted to an “emotional affair” with RFK Jr during the election campaign.
www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
I mean like a stunner 😳
Nuzzi is the journalist who admitted to an “emotional affair” with RFK Jr during the election campaign.
www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Journalist Olivia Nuzzi’s former fiancé is writing a series about their breakup, and there is quite the surprise ending here.
I mean like a stunner 😳
Nuzzi is the journalist who admitted to an “emotional affair” with RFK Jr during the election campaign.
www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
I mean like a stunner 😳
Nuzzi is the journalist who admitted to an “emotional affair” with RFK Jr during the election campaign.
www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...