January 1, can this year be worse than last? Jan 3…. Yep

Old video game walk-throughs were the highlight of American culture, and the last great American achievement not entirely attributable to African-Americans.

you can't understand what needs to be fixed if you don't get that we've been barking up the wrong trees and poisoning our minds for decades. these places are bad for us. they are bad for the world. you should view what we do here as slightly less responsible than shooting up heroin.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

The word "former" here doing a ton of heavy lifting

My favorite part of this is the smears of.... shit? Tar? Tobacco stain? Cakey foundation?

I have no idea what any of this is trying to convey other than "legally mandated warning"