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Shotgun with Lowly Worm
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You got a fast car, I got a plan to get us out of here.
#memes #funny
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I'm McHatin' this.
A restaurant window sign displays burgers under the word “SADWICH” instead of “sandwich.” In the foreground, a person in red shorts and blue Crocs crouches in mock despair, covering their face with one hand.
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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This is Craburger. He lives in the napkin drawer and whispers secrets to the McNuggets. Do not antagonize him.
A McDonald's hamburger styled to look like a crab, with french fries arranged as legs and two ketchup dots as eyes. The burger is placed on McDonald's-branded paper, and a small sign above reads, "Don't touch my garage kit" in English and Chinese.
October 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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And the smell of pool chlorine.

#goodtherapy
A white plate with a sandwich made from white bread, cheddar cheese, and bologna, alongside a handful of ridged potato chips. The plate rests in front of an open laptop, suggesting a working lunch. The tweet above reads: “This would taste so much better if I had spent the day swimming instead of working.”
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Have A Fabulous Halloween
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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@finnan73.bsky.social xo
A fictional aircraft rendered in highly realistic style, resembling the Phoenix from G-Force: Guardians of Space (originally Science Ninja Team Gatchaman). The aircraft has a red-and-blue cartoon color scheme with exaggerated fins and spherical tail tips. Realistic airport details like landing gear, tarmac, a fire truck, and an orange airport van are included for scale.
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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YOLO
A large orange Halloween-themed plastic bucket filled with greenish-blue liquid (resembling Mountain Dew Baja Blast) sits on a porch. Behind it, a cardboard sign reads: “ONE SLURP OF BAJA BLAST PER TRICK-OR-TREATER.” A parody logo in the corner reads “BACOTELL,” mimicking the Taco Bell logo.
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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A tweet from @Da_Cube04 reads: “the funko pop and labubu at a landfill seeing the sun blow up.” Below the tweet is an image of SpongeBob and Patrick with large, glassy, teary eyes, looking shocked and overwhelmed, on the drying table under a bright light.
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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#1 on my list to be brought before a nuremberg-like tribunal the day this national nightmare is over
and EVERY dem leader needs to publicly make it clear to him

#nokings
#nopedophiles
#nofascists
#nobillionaires
#noguns
#resist
September 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Where I post from...
A illustration of a fabulously sci fi lounge space.
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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C'mon... I'm parked in a loading zone.
A man in an airport terminal waiting for someone, the sign he's holding says, "Godot".
September 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Maybe grab a snack while you're in the kitchen.
A man in a reclining chair with text, "Everything sucks but get comfortable because it's gonna get worse."
September 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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All righty then, let's get this shit show on the road!
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Committee Consensus
reem @ramoumaaa not diagnosed, not undiagnosed, but a secret third thing (peer reviewed)
August 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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clara! @somefeelinggood I am Narcissus and my little zoom square is my lake ishipitlikeups This is modern poetry
August 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Randy @randy_vision Charging my doorbell with my couch A picture of a wireless dorrbell chargin in a couch's usb port. sona @swiftlydunphy imaginge explaining this to someone in the 1970s
August 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Can confirm.
Amy @lolennui my theory is every gen X person read a stephen king book way too young and that's why they are the way they are
August 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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TGIF
Star Trek DS9 - Last Friday Night
Deep Space Nine crew had sometimes very exciting fridays nights...Song: Katy Perry - Last Friday Night
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June 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Anomancy? I'll stick to Bung Shui.
A book titled "Anomancy A treatise on the reading of the folds and wrinkles of the anus" The Author is Zhuang Yunfei. The cover features well, you can guess.
May 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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socraticmethodcbt.bsky.social (@socraticmethodcbt.bsky.social) : Prank yourself by breaking cycles of intergenerational trauma and creating relationships that are different from what your nervous system has come to expect.
May 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Walmart Norton: Our associate Trish Vinson recently celebrated her 10th year with our store! What an amazing accomplishment! Thank you for all that you do! Trish is looking unimpressed and exhausted with while holding a walmart cake.
May 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Sunny Eaton (@SunnyEaton) : I have decided to forgive my own student loans. Peace be with you.
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Netflix is opening up a restaurant in Los Angeles. Jade "Are you enjoying your meal sir?" "Yeah it's amazing!" "Splendid." *Removes it from the menu*
May 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Werner Twertzog @WernerTwertzog Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we die, alone, in filth. So, yes, little girl, I shall buy a box of Thin Mints.
May 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM