HailToTheKing
@shotshy.bsky.social
Newcastle Fan, ball hockey, gamer, birdwatcher, fan of niche geek hobbies, purveyor of shitpuns
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Can't find anything that supports there being viable population of reds in LP. Havana Nature reserve was last stronghold and not reported in 5 years. Otherwise Gosforth NR.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can't find anything that supports there being viable population of reds in LP. Havana Nature reserve was last stronghold and not reported in 5 years. Otherwise Gosforth NR.
@nufctrust.bsky.social you cannot tell me that these are all genuine people. 106,923 in the ballot queue for Benfica just now.
Search for the ballot page and you get a load of reseller ads on google. If those sites weren't making a ton, they wouldn't be paying for ads. @newcastleunited.com
Search for the ballot page and you get a load of reseller ads on google. If those sites weren't making a ton, they wouldn't be paying for ads. @newcastleunited.com
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
@nufctrust.bsky.social you cannot tell me that these are all genuine people. 106,923 in the ballot queue for Benfica just now.
Search for the ballot page and you get a load of reseller ads on google. If those sites weren't making a ton, they wouldn't be paying for ads. @newcastleunited.com
Search for the ballot page and you get a load of reseller ads on google. If those sites weren't making a ton, they wouldn't be paying for ads. @newcastleunited.com
Got no tickets for the Match as fecking usual. So it's a quick pre-match outing across the dales for a drink at the Lord Crewe
August 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Got no tickets for the Match as fecking usual. So it's a quick pre-match outing across the dales for a drink at the Lord Crewe
This shit is so busted @nufctrust.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This shit is so busted @nufctrust.bsky.social
It's Saturday, so my job to make breakfast.
August 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It's Saturday, so my job to make breakfast.
Trained badly, phoned it in, moaned in the media, changed his instagram name to Sub 44 causing a shitstorm. Generally shite attitude. Drove a Lamborghini and wore a diamond studded tracksuit. Basically, a diva. He's improved at Frankfurt as it's gone his way, but I remain skeptical
July 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trained badly, phoned it in, moaned in the media, changed his instagram name to Sub 44 causing a shitstorm. Generally shite attitude. Drove a Lamborghini and wore a diamond studded tracksuit. Basically, a diva. He's improved at Frankfurt as it's gone his way, but I remain skeptical
My NUFC thread always ends up here. I have no idea why this is the one it jumps to.
July 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My NUFC thread always ends up here. I have no idea why this is the one it jumps to.
This week we have mostly been exploring the Aegean coast of Santorini. Its history is engrossing, the scenery; spectacular. The #birds ? Few and well-hidden.
What have I managed? Many hooded crows, plenty of Common Ravens playing in the thermals. A handful of kestrels. Yellow-legged gulls & swifts
What have I managed? Many hooded crows, plenty of Common Ravens playing in the thermals. A handful of kestrels. Yellow-legged gulls & swifts
July 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This week we have mostly been exploring the Aegean coast of Santorini. Its history is engrossing, the scenery; spectacular. The #birds ? Few and well-hidden.
What have I managed? Many hooded crows, plenty of Common Ravens playing in the thermals. A handful of kestrels. Yellow-legged gulls & swifts
What have I managed? Many hooded crows, plenty of Common Ravens playing in the thermals. A handful of kestrels. Yellow-legged gulls & swifts
#LinkinPark at Wembley. Class act. Amazing once the sun went down and the early bangers kicked in.
June 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#LinkinPark at Wembley. Class act. Amazing once the sun went down and the early bangers kicked in.
The meals were fantastic too!
June 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The meals were fantastic too!
Now this is a nice beach cafe.
Also super bock zero is gorgeous!
Also super bock zero is gorgeous!
June 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Now this is a nice beach cafe.
Also super bock zero is gorgeous!
Also super bock zero is gorgeous!
Some everyday backyard British birds jazzed up by a sunny Portuguese sky. #birds #BackOfTheCamera #birds
May 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Some everyday backyard British birds jazzed up by a sunny Portuguese sky. #birds #BackOfTheCamera #birds
Bit of #BackOfTheCamera action from
Our Portugal trip so far. Some lovely birds in stunning scenery. Better quality when I get home! #birds
Our Portugal trip so far. Some lovely birds in stunning scenery. Better quality when I get home! #birds
May 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bit of #BackOfTheCamera action from
Our Portugal trip so far. Some lovely birds in stunning scenery. Better quality when I get home! #birds
Our Portugal trip so far. Some lovely birds in stunning scenery. Better quality when I get home! #birds
#CriesInTescoGroceriesAisle
Every time I'm in mainland Europe it absolutely shows off how god awful the food we buy is.
Every time I'm in mainland Europe it absolutely shows off how god awful the food we buy is.
May 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
#CriesInTescoGroceriesAisle
Every time I'm in mainland Europe it absolutely shows off how god awful the food we buy is.
Every time I'm in mainland Europe it absolutely shows off how god awful the food we buy is.
This is peak #TownPlanning for a hot country. Beautiful wide streets with trees for shade, lowering ambient temperatures. Beautiful. #Albufeira #Portugal
May 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is peak #TownPlanning for a hot country. Beautiful wide streets with trees for shade, lowering ambient temperatures. Beautiful. #Albufeira #Portugal
Been on for half an hour to be plonked at number FIFTY-FOUR THOUSAND 54131 at 10.00.
Do the general sale they said, you'll get tickets for that they said.
Do the general sale they said, you'll get tickets for that they said.
May 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Been on for half an hour to be plonked at number FIFTY-FOUR THOUSAND 54131 at 10.00.
Do the general sale they said, you'll get tickets for that they said.
Do the general sale they said, you'll get tickets for that they said.
Phõ from the Mrs for dinner. Outstanding stuff
May 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Phõ from the Mrs for dinner. Outstanding stuff
A full English is decent and all, but this is the king of breakfasts for me
May 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
A full English is decent and all, but this is the king of breakfasts for me
Cracking selection of #birds singing away from the back garden, and Great Tits sitting on eggs in the garden. Can't beat a warm British springtime.
April 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Cracking selection of #birds singing away from the back garden, and Great Tits sitting on eggs in the garden. Can't beat a warm British springtime.
Parents house for Sunday lunch. Still top tier.
April 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Parents house for Sunday lunch. Still top tier.
When I make breakfast, I do not fuck about.
April 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
When I make breakfast, I do not fuck about.