HailToTheKing
@shotshy.bsky.social
Newcastle Fan, ball hockey, gamer, birdwatcher, fan of niche geek hobbies, purveyor of shitpuns
This is possibly our least inspiring performance this season with what appears to be our first choice 11, it doesn't look great.
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is possibly our least inspiring performance this season with what appears to be our first choice 11, it doesn't look great.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Managed to score some corporate tickets cheap from a friend of a friend, so after god knows how many failed ballots, I'll actually get to a league game today. Do not fail me lads #nufc
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Managed to score some corporate tickets cheap from a friend of a friend, so after god knows how many failed ballots, I'll actually get to a league game today. Do not fail me lads #nufc
Nice while it lasted, but time left yet
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Nice while it lasted, but time left yet
These love a sneaky late foul don't they?
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
These love a sneaky late foul don't they?
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Failed ballot again. Fulham.
In other shock news, the sun comes up once a day and water is wet.
Howay man, this can't be right.
In other shock news, the sun comes up once a day and water is wet.
Howay man, this can't be right.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Failed ballot again. Fulham.
In other shock news, the sun comes up once a day and water is wet.
Howay man, this can't be right.
In other shock news, the sun comes up once a day and water is wet.
Howay man, this can't be right.
On the plus side, the chances of our supporters getting stabbed is a bit lower than if we'd won.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
On the plus side, the chances of our supporters getting stabbed is a bit lower than if we'd won.
Good effort, classic Pope blunder wrecked the whole game for us. Usually he drops one massive bollock a season and that certainly qualified. Hell of a finish like.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Good effort, classic Pope blunder wrecked the whole game for us. Usually he drops one massive bollock a season and that certainly qualified. Hell of a finish like.
Logged into the general sale this morning at 10.00 precisely. No. 50,000 odd in the queue. Logged off. Botfest. @nufctrust.bsky.social
Demoralising. #NUFC
Demoralising. #NUFC
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Logged into the general sale this morning at 10.00 precisely. No. 50,000 odd in the queue. Logged off. Botfest. @nufctrust.bsky.social
Demoralising. #NUFC
Demoralising. #NUFC
Bernardo Silva out there looking like Patient Zero from a 90s pandemic thriller.
I hope he's not seriously ill.
I hope he's not seriously ill.
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bernardo Silva out there looking like Patient Zero from a 90s pandemic thriller.
I hope he's not seriously ill.
I hope he's not seriously ill.
That is as a wild half of Barclays and I'm here for it. Going toe to toe with city, both teams slugging it out but nobody landed a solid punch. We've played some lovely stuff. Much happier that with recent performances. Hall and Livramento having a massive impact
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
That is as a wild half of Barclays and I'm here for it. Going toe to toe with city, both teams slugging it out but nobody landed a solid punch. We've played some lovely stuff. Much happier that with recent performances. Hall and Livramento having a massive impact
Side note, still haven't succeeded for 2 accounts in the ballot. Attempted every one bar one, for the last two whole seasons. There must be a rabbit off somewhere. Are any others trying to get seats together having this problem? @nufctrust.bsky.social #nufc
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Side note, still haven't succeeded for 2 accounts in the ballot. Attempted every one bar one, for the last two whole seasons. There must be a rabbit off somewhere. Are any others trying to get seats together having this problem? @nufctrust.bsky.social #nufc
Germany is steamrollering Slovakia in this first half.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Germany is steamrollering Slovakia in this first half.
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Quality Street is a sign of everything in British Supermarkets like Tesco. Over the years you get less and less, while paying more and more.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Quality Street is a sign of everything in British Supermarkets like Tesco. Over the years you get less and less, while paying more and more.
Joined the general sale at 0935, got allocated position number 46 thousand and something at 10.am. Left the queue. What a joke man
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Joined the general sale at 0935, got allocated position number 46 thousand and something at 10.am. Left the queue. What a joke man
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The XBOX (2001) is now as old as the Atari 2600 (1977) was when the XBOX was released.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The XBOX (2001) is now as old as the Atari 2600 (1977) was when the XBOX was released.