Dan Mason
@danmason91.bsky.social
Racing kid of the 90s 🏁 📲 PR/Social Media man. Autosport/MN freelancer. Punslinger. Podcaster 🎙NUFC sufferer. Views my own.
"Excuse me... do you know the way to the Epstein files, please?"
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"Excuse me... do you know the way to the Epstein files, please?"
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seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
I swear, if they bring up the derby during the Shields Panto tonight I will absolutely Clark Griswold it.
a man wearing glasses is smiling while sitting in a car
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December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I swear, if they bring up the derby during the Shields Panto tonight I will absolutely Clark Griswold it.
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
I'm genuinely gutted. I don't know what is going on in these second halves.
Hopefully that attacking performance and tenacity continues though, as we'll win more from it. #NUFC
Hopefully that attacking performance and tenacity continues though, as we'll win more from it. #NUFC
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm genuinely gutted. I don't know what is going on in these second halves.
Hopefully that attacking performance and tenacity continues though, as we'll win more from it. #NUFC
Hopefully that attacking performance and tenacity continues though, as we'll win more from it. #NUFC
This club is just...
*Sighs in Blaydon Races*
*Sighs in Blaydon Races*
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This club is just...
*Sighs in Blaydon Races*
*Sighs in Blaydon Races*
December 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Jist found this photo on my phone - the moment we knew we were going to Wembley after beating Southampton.
Oh if only I'd known what would come a few years on... #NUFC
Oh if only I'd known what would come a few years on... #NUFC
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Jist found this photo on my phone - the moment we knew we were going to Wembley after beating Southampton.
Oh if only I'd known what would come a few years on... #NUFC
Oh if only I'd known what would come a few years on... #NUFC
Sound like I'm from the exorcist this morning.
- Get in
- My word that was sluggish
- Miley/Tonali saviours
- Love Wissa
- They moved Local Hero back to its correct kick-off running order!
#NUFC #CarabaoCup
- Get in
- My word that was sluggish
- Miley/Tonali saviours
- Love Wissa
- They moved Local Hero back to its correct kick-off running order!
#NUFC #CarabaoCup
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Sound like I'm from the exorcist this morning.
- Get in
- My word that was sluggish
- Miley/Tonali saviours
- Love Wissa
- They moved Local Hero back to its correct kick-off running order!
#NUFC #CarabaoCup
- Get in
- My word that was sluggish
- Miley/Tonali saviours
- Love Wissa
- They moved Local Hero back to its correct kick-off running order!
#NUFC #CarabaoCup
'The Power of Love' is the worst Christmas song of all time and I'm not even having a debate over it.
And that's giving East 17 a LOT of credit against my will.
And that's giving East 17 a LOT of credit against my will.
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
'The Power of Love' is the worst Christmas song of all time and I'm not even having a debate over it.
And that's giving East 17 a LOT of credit against my will.
And that's giving East 17 a LOT of credit against my will.
I'm allowed to be looking forward to tonight, right? #NUFC
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December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'm allowed to be looking forward to tonight, right? #NUFC
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Nobody has ever looked more like they’re the non darts playing half of a Bullseye team.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Nobody has ever looked more like they’re the non darts playing half of a Bullseye team.
I WOULD, however, like to formally add to my statements...
HOWAY NEWCASTLE!!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
HOWAY NEWCASTLE!!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
a man says let 's dive into them in front of trees
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December 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I WOULD, however, like to formally add to my statements...
HOWAY NEWCASTLE!!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
HOWAY NEWCASTLE!!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
Panic over - he's made it!
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Panic over - he's made it!
I forgot how ugly this particular derby was...
Even the names. Cattermole, Bendtner, McLean. Pardew starting on O'Neill on the touchline. Mike Dean vs Cattermole. McLean being... himself, and getting both teams a £20,000 fine. Sessegnon elbowing Tiote.
#NUFC #SAFC #DerbyDay
Even the names. Cattermole, Bendtner, McLean. Pardew starting on O'Neill on the touchline. Mike Dean vs Cattermole. McLean being... himself, and getting both teams a £20,000 fine. Sessegnon elbowing Tiote.
#NUFC #SAFC #DerbyDay
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Still all really suffering. Eldest might miss her nativity now. Sound like the girl from the exorcist.
Mentally, I'm running on fumes right now.
Mentally, I'm running on fumes right now.
It's finally happened again.
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
an older woman in a yellow robe is sitting in a chair with the words how long is this going to last written above her
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December 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Still all really suffering. Eldest might miss her nativity now. Sound like the girl from the exorcist.
Mentally, I'm running on fumes right now.
Mentally, I'm running on fumes right now.
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It's finally happened again.
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
an older woman in a yellow robe is sitting in a chair with the words how long is this going to last written above her
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December 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It's finally happened again.
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
