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Dan Mason
@danmason91.bsky.social
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Racing kid of the 90s 🏁 📲 PR/Social Media man. Autosport/MN freelancer. Punslinger. Podcaster 🎙NUFC sufferer. Views my own.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5h
*Puts tele on in background while getting the girls ready*

It was Match of the Day.

Me:
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 6h
Morning. We ok? #NUFC
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 18h
Realise that football is the enemy, and family has been a cure today.

My elder junior magpie did great on our first little parkrun. Bless her 🖤🤍
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 19h
Thank you to the YouTube algorithm for at least trying...

It's not going to help today. #NUFC
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 23h
Well this can go down as a truly honking, wafting dog todd of a day. #SSFC #NUFC
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 23h
This isn't even an overreaction: Shields played better in their 3-1 loss today than Newcastle.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 1d
What a croc of it. #NUFC
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 1d
Not quite gone to plan for Shields. #UTM #FACup
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 3d
And an extra Happy Halloween to those that celebrate its local slayers.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 3d
Happy Halloween. Cattle prods at the ready.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 3d
Just spotted myself in an NUFC video of Volter's goal, and realised I copied his celebration at him...

Apologies to everyone involved.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 4d
He was just appearing in attack out of nowhere loads last night. Kept us on the front foot which was key. He's enjoying it clearly too.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 4d
Observations from last night (if you care):

🇩🇪 Thiaw/Big Nick look so calm
🇮🇹 Sandro is the best I've ever seen
❤️ Remembrance display was wonderful
👀 Ramsdale brilliant, and that clearance in the centre circle got everyone going
❌️ That Richarlison is a cheating little doylem

#NUFC #CupRunMags
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 4d
What a bloody marvellous night 🌙 Howay the cup run lads. #NUFC
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Magpie @mickrobertson.bsky.social · 5d
Private Eye excellence…
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
On brand.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
I can only just stoop to crawling out of the door when 'big shop' day comes around. Making homemade molotovs to protect myself from Shields rebels is never happening.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
But of course, the melting Yankee Candle-faced sycophant running that platform will just say racism is 'engagement'.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
Must have said something nice.
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
*Prepares singing voice for tonight*

Eeee I cannit wait like. INTO THEM. #NUFC
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
It was a win. They are popping up like the Bradford game sporadically, so I've snapped one up in the Milburn. You're a good'n!
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
This was a phenomenal bit of self-pity backfiring on me...

WE'RE IN! 🎟 (Some are popping up again)
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
This was superb advice. Guess what?
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
Even last season I squeezed into three cup games in a row. Now I genuinely don't know how I'm going to get back into the stadium. #NUFC
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 5d
It's also screamed: "Right guys, you've got 1 minute left to record...'
watsoncomedian.bsky.social Mark Watson, in November @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 5d
All the lyrics to 'Rasputin' are funny but I love 'it was a shame how he carried on'. It sounds like something your gran would say about a disgraced quiz-show host.
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