Bring back the Teal Monster and put the Dinger Machine on top of it. Miami is a city built on excess, lean into it!

There is no air, and thus no drag in space. Any spaceship that is not regularly entering atmo should be like, 90% greebles. The ALIENS franchise understands this.

The current marlins coloring (dark pink and some medium blue) looks like a DIII school that doesn't really care about athletics' unis.

The teal popped and was iconic and identifiable. We must RETVRN to pinstripes and teal in 100% of games.

Cereal Bowl Island is the best Island because you can see where the mana comes from (the cereal bowl)

Ah, the ol' Corner-Pants Sneakaroo. Gotta be on the lookout for it during sexytimes.

how can one be simultaneously "having sex" and "posessing pockets"? They seem mutually exclusive.

I feel like if the director of a film you watched in health class is later interviewed by @fangoria.bsky.social about that short, sonebody somewhere screwed up

If you have a really strong suspicion that Lance Johnson had 30 doubles while he was on the White Sox, you're allowed to confirm it, but you aren't allowed to just go and search at random for anyone.

"A fackin' baby whail, Cloid!"

Boooo! Give me haunted monkeys!

Is there a supernatural cause or did the monkey just snap?

I absolutely *adore* CRAWL, one of the best "mean-ass normal creature" monster movies ever. BUT - as a lifelong Floridian, seeing them contend with basements, something no house in the state has (due to the water table being right there), I have to dock it a half-star.

Damn! I think 28 is actually a PB for me, that's legit impressive.

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1007 9/9:
Rarity: 28
IMMACULATE!
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Mamdani begins socializing services at a geometric rate.

In a panic, they try and pull the plug.