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HELL Jay

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I have an actual college degree in movies. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ SKA-FRIENDLY ZONE ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ he/him, Durhamite, Goon, Hostile to AI (I will never address a clanker)

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 22d

Timeline Cleanse: "All You Fascists Bound to Lose"

All You Fascists Bound To Lose

YouTube video by resistance revival chorus - Topic

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 11h

will be quote-tweeting this all next season as Paul Skenes produces the most "Tungsten-Arm O'Doyle" season with a 1.81 ERA, 200 strikeouts and a 8-14 record.

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 11h

hth

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 13h

Read as far as 'Trump, 79, has cardiac' and got my hopes up, then the headline continued.

Reuters @reuters.com · 14h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

tracy refuses to commit to any of the rules about what comedians can’t say at the festival so they send jenna instead, who is immediately removed from the stage because the first words of her act are ‘my vagina is’

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1d

which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna

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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 1d

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 2d

WOLF OF SNOW HOLLOW is a remarkably grounded character study of a man slowly having a total mental breakdown. There is also a werewolf dismembering people, but that's more on the periphery.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4d

ah yes, the elder god: "There, Aldebram Essing" It Esses in the night sky, a dark portent.

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4d

"Weird Al" Yankovic not being in is the biggest crime. Multiple Grammys, an Emmy, a #1 album, absolutely the greatest to ever do it in his genre, completely unsullied rep personally.

Hall is invalid until Weird Al is in, IMO

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4d

Poklahoma

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4d

Hot(?) sports take: Golf on TV is better than live. Baseball on radio is better than on TV.

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4d

Dvorak keyboard layout solves this

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4d

Macklemore NOOOO

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4d

RADIUM BLUE THE SKIES

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4d

"hello yes 911? my emergency is that Sanchez is outside the airlock, begging to be let in, and is saying "that thing isn't Sanchez!" but also Sanchez is right next to me inside the airlock and is saying the same thing. Can you send some hunky firemen to the ISS or something?"

Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 4d

Look, I appreciate this. TV needs more of this. Let’s have fun again. Seriously things are so bad in the industry and everywhere. Let’s all turn on stuff at night together and go “that was insane” and then surprise there are 20 more episodes and the characters don’t remember being in orbit.

9-1-1 poster with Angela Bassett in FUCKING SPACE!

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 5d

Not sure how I feel about this. Janice did Cady wrong, but was legitimately set down a dark path by the actions of Regina George. Real Frankenstein/Frankenstein's Monster situation #October3rd #MeanGirlsDay