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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻

@shuchancellor.online

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Revolutionary fool, "Legalist-Daoist" 話說天下大勢，分久必合，合久必分 one True Lord of Hanposting EVERYONE is a "Yellow Turban" Yt Latinx, grandson of an exile 🇬🇹🇵🇸

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 3d

It was a bit late. But I got a "Special" Dispatch for y'all.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Go see this film while you can.

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 6h

Do not pursue Lu Bu Bu

minthara blasting menthols @grave.ink · Sep 1

i've never seen anyone attempt a LuBubu (Lu Bu x Labubu), so i took the dark deed upon myself

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 6h

???? Huh??? No one would even say this in south carolina...

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 6h

I have bad news @nerdjpg.com

Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 7h

What??

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 6h

Hasan is worse than Hitler according to groypers, huge brains over there

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 6h

Be Normal to Brown Guys Challenge

full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 10h

some of the most mushminded dipshits alive love spreading lies about Hasan so damn much that they’re openly praising Hitler. oh okay!

Maia Poet
@thepeacepoet99
X.com
Hasan Piker actually makes Hitler look like a good guy. You have to be a special kind of evil to make that happen.
permabulla
• @permabulla • 17h
Hitler with dogs vs Hasan with dogs
How Hitler treats dogs
How Hasan treats dogs

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

He has 4 viewers, theyre all Liu bei and the bros

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halloween is forever @goatplanet.bsky.social · 7h

liu bei and his brothers recruiting zhuge liang by begging in his twitch chat

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

MIDNIGHT MASS

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

Under the edict of the Supreme warlord Zhuge Liang

Mel Gibson would simply be banned from turtle island

Page Six @pagesix.com · 1d

Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast

Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.

pagesix.com

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

"Hip Hop" = 4g auto blow

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

I love guzzlord. Truly a lovecraftian monster

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

The Onion is Real Fucking News

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

Brutalizing a sexy white guy, not smart!

Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 7h

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

VIRTUOUS

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

Remember to annoy Republicans and make phone calls to the banks. For the demon boobs

𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · Oct 19

Art by • Simon Bisley

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

She's in a lot of terrible films but I respect her grind

Vulture @vulture.com · 1d

Nicole Kidman can’t stop, won’t stop making new projects: She’s had eight come out in the past two years, with six more on the way. ‘Why stop? You’ll have to tie me down, tie me up!’

Nicole Kidman Says You’ll Have to “Tie Me Up” to Stop Her From Working

Nicole Kidman can’t stop, won’t stop making new projects: She’s had eight come out in the past two years, with six more on the way. ‘Why stop? You’ll have to tie me down, tie me up!’

www.vulture.com

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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 7h

Trump: *Does something illegal*

Court: That's illegal, stop that

Trump: lol fuck you

Democrats:

Trump: *Does something illegal*

Court: That's illegal, stop that

Trump: lol fuck you

Democrats:

Trump: *Does something illegal*

Liberals: The courts will stop this and then we'll win the midterms

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

The eunuch loyalists are so weird

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 7h

Skeleton. Gold.

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 8h

But it's war on Mexico. Not nazi enough.

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Palmetto State Abortion Fund @psabortionfund.bsky.social · 9h

🚨 Sen. Richard Cash isn’t just another lawmaker — he’s an anti-abortion extremist with a long record of blocking clinic doors and targeting reproductive freedom.

Blue background with white text explaining that Sen. Richard Cash has been affiliated with two Christian extremist anti-abortion groups — Pastors for Life and Operation Rescue — which partnered with Bethany Christian Services and Piedmont Women’s Center to organize opposition to abortion. Palmetto State Abortion Fund handle at bottom.

Blue background with quote from Sen. Richard Cash admitting to being arrested ten times for “peaceful protests” at abortion clinics. Text lists his arrest dates and cities from 1989–1993, including Brookline, Hyannis, Charlotte, Columbia, Greenville, and Washington, D.C. Ends with: “Peaceful Protest = sitting in front of clinic doors preventing people from accessing their legally protected healthcare.”

Blue background with text describing Sen. Richard Cash’s ties to Operation Save America. Notes that in 2021, members blockaded a Nashville abortion clinic, and participant Coleman Boyd was convicted for violating the FACE Act after livestreaming harassment of a patient and involving his child. Ends by stating Boyd continues to harass people at South Carolina clinics.

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 8h

White women are a danger to the public

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 8h

A most virtuous baby guardian 🐕

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 8h

It is a time of chaos 😔

Perhaps I will not be able to see rhe country united in my lifetime Cao Cao 2010

👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 8h

THE LORDLY TIGER GAZES UPON HIS DEMENSE 🐅🧡

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