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Est. 1991 ✨ they/them ✨ PNW 🇺🇸 ✨ call me Frank(ie)
🗣️ 🔥HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF🔥🔥🔥
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I have accidentally trained my cat to lay across the back of my office chair when I'm on it. It's the only time she'll cuddle me and she keeps my shoulders warm, which is nice!
Unfortunately, lately this is the *only* place she will sleep, so when she's tired she will holler at me until I sit down 🥲
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Round up of some NPCs I've drawn! From left to right starting with the blue picture: Simon (Pioneers of Olive Town), Dreamy Daughter (Tree of Tranquility), Felicity (Island of Happiness), Corona (Story of Seasons), Rose (Tale of Two Towns) and Jeff (Friends of Mineral Town remake). Hope you like it!
December 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I have officially launched TrueRef's new timed gesture tool (Flow) & free pose library (Pose)! Both are linked on trueref.io.

While limited right now, both will contain our full free library by the 1st. 🤍

Flow: community.trueref.io/trueref_gest...
Pose: community.trueref.io/free_referen...
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Reposting this because a large Twitter account reposted it without credit
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm trying to outrun the ND allegations but the clapping off my asscheeks keep giving away my position 😩
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article

!!!!

And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY

!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Me after watching a few Zoids lore videos: Why does modern day Japan like incorporating German names into their anime? That's so random, isn't it?

Me moments later after remembering WWII: Riiiiiiight!
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
No no no, I love doing acts of service and giving things to people when I desperately need to take care of myself and my home! It's great! I also love my only pair of shoes getting soaked through at work! My ideation is back but BOY HOWDY let me get you some highly personalized gifts!
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm just saying, if I saw anybody IRL showing an AI generated video to a vulnerable person in order to mess with their sense of reality, whatever I ended up doing to them would be worth it.
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Gift art for @pinsterwglasses.com of Popuri!
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
MIL: *starts a Spotify radio station just for the song Let it Go from Frozen*

MIL a few minutes later: This isn't Christmas music 😡
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Merry Christmas and happy 4th hatch day to my firstborn daughter, Banana!
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Merry Christmas, New York City 🎄🗽

[Animation by Sarah Elawad]
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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nearly chrimbas :3
#deer
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Make sure to leave out hot spring eggs and chocolate this Rickmas eve 🐥🎄
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Seasons CREEPINGS
#deer
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
my SSRI as I am overcome with the thought that there is something inherently wrong with me re: how I form and sever bonds with others
a statue of a man with elf ears and a beard .
Alt: a character from a Final Fantasy game blinking against a rushing, bright light, only to seemingly accept it as it consumes them.
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Dress for the job you want" but idk how to dress as somebody who does basic data entry tasks remotely for a shady* company simply so that they have an actual person doing the work that they claim they're ALL doing
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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She doesn't get it 😔
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I am living for all the FOMT content
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
For what reason, for what is the charge? Eating a strawb? A succulent, juicy strawb?!
GENTLEMEN, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
#deer
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM