ShwirlyGlasses
@shwirlyglasses.bsky.social
justedthings.blog
He/him
"I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky.
With a cap in his hand and a knot in his tie.
I'm the light in the mall when the power is gone.
A shadow in the corner, just playin' along."
He/him
"I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky.
With a cap in his hand and a knot in his tie.
I'm the light in the mall when the power is gone.
A shadow in the corner, just playin' along."
Turns out I can still have dark mornings even AFTER daylight savings time.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Turns out I can still have dark mornings even AFTER daylight savings time.
THERE we go. Much better.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
THERE we go. Much better.
7 minutes apparently.
Also, shout out to Black Sheep. One of the best restaurants and THE best burger in Missouri. I'll look any burger joint in KC or STL in the eye and let 'em know.
Also, shout out to Black Sheep. One of the best restaurants and THE best burger in Missouri. I'll look any burger joint in KC or STL in the eye and let 'em know.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
7 minutes apparently.
Also, shout out to Black Sheep. One of the best restaurants and THE best burger in Missouri. I'll look any burger joint in KC or STL in the eye and let 'em know.
Also, shout out to Black Sheep. One of the best restaurants and THE best burger in Missouri. I'll look any burger joint in KC or STL in the eye and let 'em know.
I doubt anyone will, but I'll put this shot up...
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I doubt anyone will, but I'll put this shot up...
I just want him to get Timbs.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I just want him to get Timbs.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
My 2026 Cosplay reveal!
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My 2026 Cosplay reveal!
Pokemon Legends Z-A might be the loudest example of this meme I've seen in a very long time.
The volume people are raising hell about how much this game sucks is deafening, and the amount of give-a-fuck people who bought it are having is non-existent.
The volume people are raising hell about how much this game sucks is deafening, and the amount of give-a-fuck people who bought it are having is non-existent.
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Pokemon Legends Z-A might be the loudest example of this meme I've seen in a very long time.
The volume people are raising hell about how much this game sucks is deafening, and the amount of give-a-fuck people who bought it are having is non-existent.
The volume people are raising hell about how much this game sucks is deafening, and the amount of give-a-fuck people who bought it are having is non-existent.
Wildest thing is, we haven't even "fallen back" for Daylight Savings Time. I'm gonna be leaving for work with it even darker than this.
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Wildest thing is, we haven't even "fallen back" for Daylight Savings Time. I'm gonna be leaving for work with it even darker than this.
Cosplay Hint #3 AND a special announcement
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Cosplay Hint #3 AND a special announcement
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bsky
October 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bsky
2000s day at school.
So what do you wanna do today, BlueSky?
So what do you wanna do today, BlueSky?
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
2000s day at school.
So what do you wanna do today, BlueSky?
So what do you wanna do today, BlueSky?
Sometimes my timeline just lines up perfectly.
October 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sometimes my timeline just lines up perfectly.
Sometimes my timeline just lines up perfectly....
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sometimes my timeline just lines up perfectly....
Portnoy wrong again, as usual.
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Portnoy wrong again, as usual.
Yeah, this sound f-
...........I hate this game.
...........I hate this game.
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Yeah, this sound f-
...........I hate this game.
...........I hate this game.
ShwirlyGlasses NakaKon 2026 Cosplay Reveal Hints thread!
Hint #1
[hint: the only version I could find of this clip had Italian subtitles, that has nothing to do with the cosplay, no japes, no tricks]
Hint #1
[hint: the only version I could find of this clip had Italian subtitles, that has nothing to do with the cosplay, no japes, no tricks]
September 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
ShwirlyGlasses NakaKon 2026 Cosplay Reveal Hints thread!
Hint #1
[hint: the only version I could find of this clip had Italian subtitles, that has nothing to do with the cosplay, no japes, no tricks]
Hint #1
[hint: the only version I could find of this clip had Italian subtitles, that has nothing to do with the cosplay, no japes, no tricks]
Confirmed for babby moomoos!
September 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Confirmed for babby moomoos!
Starbucks Iced Green Tea on my birthday!
I know it's such a basic bitch drink from a basic bitch place, but I ironically had one of these during two special events in my life a few years ago (getting my first job as a Paraprofessional, and my "lost 50 lbs" yearly checkup)-
I know it's such a basic bitch drink from a basic bitch place, but I ironically had one of these during two special events in my life a few years ago (getting my first job as a Paraprofessional, and my "lost 50 lbs" yearly checkup)-
August 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Starbucks Iced Green Tea on my birthday!
I know it's such a basic bitch drink from a basic bitch place, but I ironically had one of these during two special events in my life a few years ago (getting my first job as a Paraprofessional, and my "lost 50 lbs" yearly checkup)-
I know it's such a basic bitch drink from a basic bitch place, but I ironically had one of these during two special events in my life a few years ago (getting my first job as a Paraprofessional, and my "lost 50 lbs" yearly checkup)-
Crap, time to go to work already?
August 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Crap, time to go to work already?
Scratched out gifts.
In fact, I started a Steam account 2 years before this to buy someone Divekick and Jackbox Party Pack.
In fact, I started a Steam account 2 years before this to buy someone Divekick and Jackbox Party Pack.
August 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Scratched out gifts.
In fact, I started a Steam account 2 years before this to buy someone Divekick and Jackbox Party Pack.
In fact, I started a Steam account 2 years before this to buy someone Divekick and Jackbox Party Pack.
2015 vs. today
2015 me had no idea how tough this would be, the battles he'd still be fighting, or never thought he'd have to fight.
He also has no idea how much he'll grow, how much he'll learn about himself, and how many demons he thought he'd "have to live with" that he now stands over.
2015 me had no idea how tough this would be, the battles he'd still be fighting, or never thought he'd have to fight.
He also has no idea how much he'll grow, how much he'll learn about himself, and how many demons he thought he'd "have to live with" that he now stands over.
August 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
2015 vs. today
2015 me had no idea how tough this would be, the battles he'd still be fighting, or never thought he'd have to fight.
He also has no idea how much he'll grow, how much he'll learn about himself, and how many demons he thought he'd "have to live with" that he now stands over.
2015 me had no idea how tough this would be, the battles he'd still be fighting, or never thought he'd have to fight.
He also has no idea how much he'll grow, how much he'll learn about himself, and how many demons he thought he'd "have to live with" that he now stands over.