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ShwirlyGlasses
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"I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky.
With a cap in his hand and a knot in his tie.
I'm the light in the mall when the power is gone.
A shadow in the corner, just playin' along."
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My 2026 Cosplay reveal!
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Complaining about Samoa Joe winning any title, at any point in history, is embarsssing behavior
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I GOT A LIKE ON MY DATING PROFILE!!!

It's someone that doesn't share my interests or preferences at all and for all intents and purposes was probably an accidental swipe BUT WE TAKE THOSE!!!!
a man wearing a black nike shirt is screaming in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man wearing a black nike shirt is screaming in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Despite the win, I dunno how you can look at this Chiefs team and see any measure of a playoff threat.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This Chiefs team SUCKS.

Not great, not good, not OK. Bad.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
These Chiefs are cooked. You better just enjoy it week by week, because even if this team SOMEHOW makes the playoffs, they're a parody of what they were. Any team with a shred of ability is gonna stomp them.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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He does this every Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Sports DudeBro:
"Hey nerd, anime and manga are lame!
Anyways here's my favorite sports game from the 90s with kick ass music and slick cutaway animations and vibrant visuals that was totally unlike the other sports games from the time, and this cool company Tecmo made it"
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I love watching this fan base figure out Mr. Satan kicks ass.

Back when it was all about "badass" (which if you hate Vegeta in Super, you MIGHT still need to clear that hurdle), you were a buffoon for liking Mr. Satan or Tien or Krillin.

Now all 3 of them seem to be loved.

Krillin sucks tho. :P
Daily DBZ 174. The Cell Games being an open invitation to the whole planet, a new challenger makes his grand entrance. Mr. Satan makes his declaration to defeat Cell in front of an arena full of fans. He even shows off his strength by punching through a bus and ripping phone books in half. Woowww.
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Friendly reminder: Even if Valve has already said to expect the price on the higher end, Linus Tech Tips (Linus specifically) has gotten info wrong SOOOO many times, taking his word for it is a bold choice.

I'll never understand how people still view him as a tech authority, aside from sub count.
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Amazing.

A lot of modern shows (I'm thinking Seth McFarlane faire) can't help themselves and put some curveball at the end.

Sometimes you let the moment hit and make the audience and characters sit with it.

Bob's Burgers is another show that knows when to put the haha aside to make a statement.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'll admit I like Sonic Racing CrossWorlds more than Mario Kart World, but that fan base is going to be I N S U F F E R A B L E over it if they take the Game Award over Mario Kart.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Turns out I can still have dark mornings even AFTER daylight savings time.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Take this a step further and don't make fanart. Don't make that lore video. Stop participating in its fandom. Do nothing to promote this dick's work. Let this franchise fall into obscurity. Supporting fnaf is supporting harm. Stop it now. There's more interesting horror out there anyway.
FNAF/Scott Cawthon should not be supported in any way.

Don't buy/stream his games, give money to the franchise, watch the movies, etc.

He uses his gains FROM FNAF to support harmful legislature and candidates on the right.

Which is bad, yes? Stop supporting him. He deserves nothing.
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Scott Cawthon is just the America's JK Rowling.

The games ain't worth it folks.
FNAF/Scott Cawthon should not be supported in any way.

Don't buy/stream his games, give money to the franchise, watch the movies, etc.

He uses his gains FROM FNAF to support harmful legislature and candidates on the right.

Which is bad, yes? Stop supporting him. He deserves nothing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
THERE we go. Much better.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Word of advice Shroud;

Since it seems like your name only comes up when you say dumb shit, just say "it's a joke!" when it backfires.

It's why Adam Sessler ran his mouth into irrelevancy yet Dunkey continues to thrive. One doubled down, the other built a fire escape.
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If GPU prices were to come down a bit I feel like that would be ballgame for a lot. That and more publishers being more open to releasing on PC first. Doing a PC release late (like GTA VI is supposedly doing) feels like such an old-way mindset now.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Why am I so against generative AI in games?

Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The TRUE final level of this game; the toughest platforming in the entire game and the biggest tank of a boss at the end.

If you can get through this, the last 2 stages (even the Shere Kahn stage/fight) are basically a layup unless you're down to the last life or two.
Ruins Rumble
'The Jungle Book'
SEGA Mega Drive
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Between the people that have gotten involved (Doug Walker) and they tried to get involved (CWC) in cameos and how much 00s Newgrounds/WMM-tier YTP humor it uses in 2025, Smiling Friends has gotten hardly any smoke.

I'm disappointed but not surprised at all they'd feel a "joke" like this was OK.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Was there something, like, flawed with the ports in the Bubsy Collection? Yeah it's Bubsy, yeah it's jank, but a score like that makes me think they botched the ports or the emulator functions don't work or something.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM