Pro-tip for hangovers: drinking heavily.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Pro-tip for hangovers: drinking heavily.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
Twice the size, half the price.
How bad can bargain bin pinot noir be?
How bad can bargain bin pinot noir be?
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Twice the size, half the price.
How bad can bargain bin pinot noir be?
How bad can bargain bin pinot noir be?
“Heavy is the head that wears the crown.”
Lighten the load - detach it from the body.
Lighten the load - detach it from the body.
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Heavy is the head that wears the crown.”
Lighten the load - detach it from the body.
Lighten the load - detach it from the body.
As a hybrid supremacist, nothing quite warms the heart like holiday pictures of your Maori/Samoan niece and her Rarotongan/Tahitian partner with their baby.
More cultures. More histories. More pride. More languages. More experiences.
More cultures. More histories. More pride. More languages. More experiences.
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
As a hybrid supremacist, nothing quite warms the heart like holiday pictures of your Maori/Samoan niece and her Rarotongan/Tahitian partner with their baby.
More cultures. More histories. More pride. More languages. More experiences.
More cultures. More histories. More pride. More languages. More experiences.
Rewatching My Name is Earl.
Just realised why I like Joy so much.
She’s a combination of two of my favourite anime characters. Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia) and Power (Chainsaw Man)
Just realised why I like Joy so much.
She’s a combination of two of my favourite anime characters. Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia) and Power (Chainsaw Man)
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Rewatching My Name is Earl.
Just realised why I like Joy so much.
She’s a combination of two of my favourite anime characters. Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia) and Power (Chainsaw Man)
Just realised why I like Joy so much.
She’s a combination of two of my favourite anime characters. Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia) and Power (Chainsaw Man)
When your kid asks what those neighbour kids are doing, so you explain their tradition:
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When your kid asks what those neighbour kids are doing, so you explain their tradition:
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I'll give it to someone special
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I'll give it to someone special
Dear Pro-wrestling,
If you’re doing a live show around December 25, could you please make it a Takanakuy-based special?
Nothing but unsettled grudge matches.
Santa’s not real. Beef is.
Warm regards,
Shylo
Maybe someone brings the Festivus pole into the ring during the airing of grievances 🤷🏽♂️
If you’re doing a live show around December 25, could you please make it a Takanakuy-based special?
Nothing but unsettled grudge matches.
Santa’s not real. Beef is.
Warm regards,
Shylo
Maybe someone brings the Festivus pole into the ring during the airing of grievances 🤷🏽♂️
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Dear Pro-wrestling,
If you’re doing a live show around December 25, could you please make it a Takanakuy-based special?
Nothing but unsettled grudge matches.
Santa’s not real. Beef is.
Warm regards,
Shylo
Maybe someone brings the Festivus pole into the ring during the airing of grievances 🤷🏽♂️
If you’re doing a live show around December 25, could you please make it a Takanakuy-based special?
Nothing but unsettled grudge matches.
Santa’s not real. Beef is.
Warm regards,
Shylo
Maybe someone brings the Festivus pole into the ring during the airing of grievances 🤷🏽♂️
Nephew (yesterday): Wanna get drunk on the beach and start fires tomorrow?”
Me:
Me:
a man with a mustache is making a funny face while wearing a red shirt .
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face while wearing a red shirt .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Nephew (yesterday): Wanna get drunk on the beach and start fires tomorrow?”
Me:
Me:
This new iOS update is awesome
I really don’t know how I got by without having to charge my phone twice a day
Not being able to unmaximise videos in any app if I switch to full screen?… genius
Super-slow page load times (minutes) in Safari… brilliant
Glad I can’t downgrade to a working system
I really don’t know how I got by without having to charge my phone twice a day
Not being able to unmaximise videos in any app if I switch to full screen?… genius
Super-slow page load times (minutes) in Safari… brilliant
Glad I can’t downgrade to a working system
December 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This new iOS update is awesome
I really don’t know how I got by without having to charge my phone twice a day
Not being able to unmaximise videos in any app if I switch to full screen?… genius
Super-slow page load times (minutes) in Safari… brilliant
Glad I can’t downgrade to a working system
I really don’t know how I got by without having to charge my phone twice a day
Not being able to unmaximise videos in any app if I switch to full screen?… genius
Super-slow page load times (minutes) in Safari… brilliant
Glad I can’t downgrade to a working system
“Don’t get mad. Get even.”
Don’t get even… get odd.
You wanna shed your shirt and square up?
I’m a drop my pants and throw down.
We are not the same.
Don’t get even… get odd.
You wanna shed your shirt and square up?
I’m a drop my pants and throw down.
We are not the same.
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“Don’t get mad. Get even.”
Don’t get even… get odd.
You wanna shed your shirt and square up?
I’m a drop my pants and throw down.
We are not the same.
Don’t get even… get odd.
You wanna shed your shirt and square up?
I’m a drop my pants and throw down.
We are not the same.
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
Ok, so I just realised there’s a gap in the online piracy market.
Fuck music.
Ain’t nobody in that rush hour traffic report space.
Fuck music.
Ain’t nobody in that rush hour traffic report space.
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Ok, so I just realised there’s a gap in the online piracy market.
Fuck music.
Ain’t nobody in that rush hour traffic report space.
Fuck music.
Ain’t nobody in that rush hour traffic report space.
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Get into the HOLIDAY SPIRIT!
FREE MATCH FRIDAY at 12 PM ET TODAY on YouTube!
Watch Santa Clause vs. Krampus from #MysteryWrestling12 in a HOLIDAY STREET-FIGHT ft. Justin Whang on commentary!
WATCH: youtu.be/2HZUNwQPlEo?...
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
FREE MATCH FRIDAY at 12 PM ET TODAY on YouTube!
Watch Santa Clause vs. Krampus from #MysteryWrestling12 in a HOLIDAY STREET-FIGHT ft. Justin Whang on commentary!
WATCH: youtu.be/2HZUNwQPlEo?...
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
Santa vs. Krampus | Holiday Streetfight | Feat. Justin Whang | Mystery Wrestking 12
YouTube video by Evil Uno presents Mystery Wrestling
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Get into the HOLIDAY SPIRIT!
FREE MATCH FRIDAY at 12 PM ET TODAY on YouTube!
Watch Santa Clause vs. Krampus from #MysteryWrestling12 in a HOLIDAY STREET-FIGHT ft. Justin Whang on commentary!
WATCH: youtu.be/2HZUNwQPlEo?...
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
FREE MATCH FRIDAY at 12 PM ET TODAY on YouTube!
Watch Santa Clause vs. Krampus from #MysteryWrestling12 in a HOLIDAY STREET-FIGHT ft. Justin Whang on commentary!
WATCH: youtu.be/2HZUNwQPlEo?...
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
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It’s up and it’s the last one ever.
🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...
🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It’s up and it’s the last one ever.
🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...
🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...
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Hi hello! I have been producing backstage at @sosprowrestling.bsky.social for the last few months, and we're about to have our biggest show ever in Seattle this Saturday!
You should buy a ticket and support the PNW indie scene. But do so soon before they sell out!
🎟️ sosprowrestling.com
You should buy a ticket and support the PNW indie scene. But do so soon before they sell out!
🎟️ sosprowrestling.com
The ☂️BUMBERMANIA CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH✨ just got a whole lot more explosive with the addition of The Living Dead Girl!
SU YUNG⚡️EVAN RIVERS⚡️ABADON
Saturday in Seattle
🎟️ sosprowrestling.com
@abadonx13.bsky.social
@realsuyung.bsky.social
@evanrivers.bsky.social
SU YUNG⚡️EVAN RIVERS⚡️ABADON
Saturday in Seattle
🎟️ sosprowrestling.com
@abadonx13.bsky.social
@realsuyung.bsky.social
@evanrivers.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hi hello! I have been producing backstage at @sosprowrestling.bsky.social for the last few months, and we're about to have our biggest show ever in Seattle this Saturday!
You should buy a ticket and support the PNW indie scene. But do so soon before they sell out!
🎟️ sosprowrestling.com
You should buy a ticket and support the PNW indie scene. But do so soon before they sell out!
🎟️ sosprowrestling.com
Were I a betting man, I’d wager there are no drag queens in Epstein’s files.
I’m kidding.
Were I a betting man, I wouldn’t see the thrill in gambling on such an obvious outcome.
I’m kidding.
Were I a betting man, I wouldn’t see the thrill in gambling on such an obvious outcome.
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Were I a betting man, I’d wager there are no drag queens in Epstein’s files.
I’m kidding.
Were I a betting man, I wouldn’t see the thrill in gambling on such an obvious outcome.
I’m kidding.
Were I a betting man, I wouldn’t see the thrill in gambling on such an obvious outcome.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
All of it.
10/10 recommend global pandemics.
My one criticism was the 2 meter rule. That’s far too close for my liking.
All of it.
10/10 recommend global pandemics.
My one criticism was the 2 meter rule. That’s far too close for my liking.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
Watching everyone freaking out over toilet paper while calmly walking out with all the coffee beans
Watching everyone freaking out over toilet paper while calmly walking out with all the coffee beans
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
All of it.
10/10 recommend global pandemics.
My one criticism was the 2 meter rule. That’s far too close for my liking.
All of it.
10/10 recommend global pandemics.
My one criticism was the 2 meter rule. That’s far too close for my liking.
“Mixed six-person tag-team match” is too long a phrase.
Can we please just call them a “throuples match” in the interest of brevity?
Can we please just call them a “throuples match” in the interest of brevity?
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“Mixed six-person tag-team match” is too long a phrase.
Can we please just call them a “throuples match” in the interest of brevity?
Can we please just call them a “throuples match” in the interest of brevity?
On one hand, I’m stoked for Yuka Sakazaki. I’m happy to see more of her on TV
On the other hand, I was hoping for a Purrazzo vs. Deeb final. I figured the inaugural pure champ would be the result of an absolute mind-melting clinic in technical wrestling as a testament to their legacies
Still. YUKA!
On the other hand, I was hoping for a Purrazzo vs. Deeb final. I figured the inaugural pure champ would be the result of an absolute mind-melting clinic in technical wrestling as a testament to their legacies
Still. YUKA!
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
On one hand, I’m stoked for Yuka Sakazaki. I’m happy to see more of her on TV
On the other hand, I was hoping for a Purrazzo vs. Deeb final. I figured the inaugural pure champ would be the result of an absolute mind-melting clinic in technical wrestling as a testament to their legacies
Still. YUKA!
On the other hand, I was hoping for a Purrazzo vs. Deeb final. I figured the inaugural pure champ would be the result of an absolute mind-melting clinic in technical wrestling as a testament to their legacies
Still. YUKA!