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Was she a goon?
A post from Something Awful circa 2006? In it, a man named Zack writes to a crazy woman "Your poison womb is making heaven too fucking crowded"
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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tbf that really is a popular post on this here website maybe he needs to post more peanus hort
3 bluesky posts with variations of peanus hort that have a combined nearly 2 billion likes, reskeets, and replies
January 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Oh but they DO know who Wayne Knight is, they DO!

He's the middle school teacher who gets killed by Freddy Fazbear in FNAF 2!
Wayne Knight as a middle-aged middle school teacher in a cardigan screaming in horror at something, probably a chuck e cheese style animatronic with a knife i guess
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Four photos of the murderer from various angles
Photo of the shooter wearing a brown gaiter and singalling to someone Photo of shooter standing by car Photo of side of shooter's head Photo of ICE Shooter in full
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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The new get-angry-at-this being thrown up to chuds is this clarinetist from Knoxville complaining to the US Assistant AG for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon. James Zimmermann is complaining that he was denied the job despite being really good. No mention of his late night death threat emails!
A post from US Assistant AG Harmeet K Dhillon retweeting a post from user slimzim. She states "Rachel, we have questions". Slimzim complains: "This is Rachel Ford, the Knoxville Symphony CEO who denied me the Principal Clarinet job after I won the blind audition unanimously. Rachel, why did you invite me to the audition after reviewing my resume if you had no intention of hiring me? Why have me waste my time?" He includes a headshot of Rachel Ford and an email he received from her in which she states "As you and I discussed by phone today, Thursday September 18 2025, based on a number of items which have come to the attention of the Knoxville Symphony Orchestra regarding your employment with the Nashville Symphony, I regret to inform you that the KSO has decided not to move forward with offering you a contract of employment. We wish you the best in the future. Please know our decision is final and we will not participate in any ogoing communications related to this matter." Screenshot from an article that is actually trying to be positive about James Zimmermann??? Quote: "At 1:15 a.m. on Feb. 21, 2020, Zimmermann sent an email that sources described as "manic." Addressed to Carlo and cc'd to human resources, the five-page missive was disjointed, difficult to follow, and—in its choice of words—potentially minatory, referencing a brewing "war" with the prospect of "physical harm." "I saw it as a cry for help," said one of Zimmermann's colleagues, who added that Zimmermann seemed concerned for his own safety. In a paragraph recounting Carlo’s comment about his dog, Zimmermann noted that his family owned a gun. The clarinetist was placed on leave the next day, and armed guards were stationed outside the symphony. Less than a week later he was fired."
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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This was 10 seconds into a typical IRS match
The wrestler IRS is drenched in sweat while wearing a dress shirt, tie, and slacks with dress shoes while wrestling a more appropriately adorned in simple tights with a heartbreak kid logo Shawn Michaels. IRS holds Michaels in a headlock
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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The character Pitstain from the adventures of Pete and Pete. A teenage boy with what looks like a puka shell necklace and an armpit stained shirt. He has two goonies standing behind him. He is sweaty and declaring "it's a gland problem. Give me a break"
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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I sincerely can't stop laughing this is so fucking sad

Oh my God this is 2007 no friends on Facebook sad

Fucking hell oh my God

You really have no one lmao
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Hahahahahah oh my GOD
A screenshot showing the only like was the op liking their own post like a sad old garbage man Same text
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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yep, they've got their marching orders that daycare centers are all evil, this guy who has been desperately trying to make it as a right wing influence has been posting new videos every 10 minutes for like a week now
a screenshot of failed right wing grifter jeffery mead desperately trying to gin up a theory about Columbus Ohio daycare centers
December 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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No. No, I don't think I will actually.
Screenshot of text from the article:And here is the brutal, depressing truth: The only thing that can stop this authoritarian project is Republican voters choosing to abandon it. screenshot of text from the article: Yeah you heard me. Let me explain. The text is then followed by a subscription button asking the reader to pay for the rest of the article.
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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A screenshot of Work Wortman, a 1930s football player who played for the Appalachian State Mountaineers. He's quoted here as saying "Pardon me buddy" while leering at you meanly, his hands on his knees
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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literally right here
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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What about Three Men and a Rosemary's Baby? Huh? I think it'd go a little-uh somethin like this
An opening act for an evening at the improv filming in the late 80s. Some 24 year old looks 37 white guy in a grey shirt and some kind of bowl cut like hair cut
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Not sure this explanation is really gonna hold up on the ol Esptein files there, DOJ
A fake tweet from the department of justice: The Department of Justice has officially released nearly 30,000 more pages of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein. We also released some fake stuff that says silly things like "Donald Trump knew Jeffrey Epstein for years and regularly molested children that Jeffrey Epstein provided" And it's important to know that was just a prank. That was some pranks we were doing and those were some guys we do pranks with. So it's not real.
December 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Also features a great recipe for three stooges brioche
Two photos from the book in black and white, one of a fist punching dough and another of it poking two holes in it much in the way you would poke someone in the eyes
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Oh of course. We wouldn't want any government officials or politicians exposed.

We're not animals!
Screenshot from a Fox News article And Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said the DOJ discovered more than 1,200 victims and their families during the exhaustive review, explaining the process behind determining which files could be released in a letter to Congress exclusively obtained by Fox News Digital. The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials.
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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oh no

oh no sophie

we... oooooh. uhmmmmm
A quote from Sophie: Charlie Kirk. He has always done a really good job of mixing his religious and family views, but also tying in political views, and he’s very well educated. He’s not just going off his opinions. He’s informed.
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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alec baldwin from 2025 saying "lemon, it's 2025" a play on the "lemon, it's wednesday" meme
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Krusty the Klown sits on a couch, gesturing towards a TV while lamenting to his accountant sitting next to him, "I THOUGHT SAL SINCERE WAS DUE"
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Just get this guy from the Sopranos, easy peasy
Jimmy Bones, a terrible looking Elvis impesonator but otherwise perfectly fine guy from The Sopranos. He is wearing a red overshirt over a black button up, opened so his chest is showing with gaudy gold necklaces around his neck.
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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The ending of the original Command and Conquer if you win while playing as the Brotherhood of Nod. Kane offers you to use the stolen ion cannon to either destroy the White House, Big Ben, the Brandenburg Gate, or this post.
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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A scene from animated series Rick and Morty. Jerry Smith, a middle-aged man in a green shirt and pants with brown hair angrily storms out of an adult daycare facility while ecxlaiming "I'm quitting and you can't take the Jersey out of me!" The pink alien receptionist smiles and says "Okay then. You literally never had the job."
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Notorious fake news peddler of the Saddam Hussein regime, Baghdad Bob, wearing his military greens and a black beret while talking to the camera with a sheet of legal pad yellow paper in his hands
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Pitching a CNC Yuri script to Columbia and since those are the buzzwords they're looking for I get the rubber stamp and then show up with this guy
A bald man with a bizarre metallic headband contraption and a brown suit. He sports a goatee, moustache, and tattoo above the bridge of his nose. The simple grey tattoo consists of a triangular long line next to a rectangular long line to the left of a curved line. He leers at you with pale but intriguing blue eyes.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM