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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board
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I mean, among the 4376987459675 other reasons to abolish ICE, the fact they're hiring this guy - a deeply disturbed, dangerous human being who was released from a 40 year prison sentence by Donald Trump - to walk around your streets is maybe the biggest one. This man should not be near kids.
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
How is Bari Weiss this fucking bad and holy god, you have to fire this woman. She is nuking your company.
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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We’ll be importing our other accounts here slowly too. Our Hockey and Baseball ones will be here. Also our racing one is here now too. @2fast2sickos.bsky.social
It's the @sickoscommittee.org Soccer account. A work and name in progress but time to make one.
January 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
If you're American, you need to up your deductions to 200,000 dollars and stop paying taxes.

I have sometimes said this in direct reply to some of the insane stuff this moron has said but I'm 100% serious. This is worse than King George III right here and that dude sucked
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Taking some time away from this website for the foreseeable future. Just received sad news that my dear friend and former lover, Dilbert, has passed away. I will always remember him for his fleshy hair and the way his tie flipped up. And also for having the thickest penis I've ever personally seen
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
yooooooo ripbozo!
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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CONGRATS, TEXANS!
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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(Although I sure as hell didn’t need to see the Harbaugh tongue wag. 🤢)
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Did not need that harbaugh tongue thing
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
This cheeseburger ad looks awful even for a fat cheese loving person
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
OH MY LORD WHAT A HEARTBREAKER
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
THE BULLDOZER
January 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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In the name of the moon...THIS GAME WILL PUNISH YOU!
WATCH - youtu.be/FusC_tCfQso
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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BEAR DOWN
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
i took clothes out of the dryer after that indiana touchdown, seems like the refs fucked up pretty bad and gave the ball back to the hoosiers after they scored, phew i hope someone gets fired for that blunder
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
No reason to pay federal taxes honestly
If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
it could be a verrrrry long night in this peach bowl
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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t-shirt idea:
BENNY THE BOOKWORM CRACKED MY EGG
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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In case you missed it last night:

No, it is definitively not defamation to call Jonathan Ross a murderer, and people who say it is are liars or ignorant or both.
Expect to see a surge of proud ignorance and proplawganda about what you can say about ICE agent Jonathan Ross, identified by local media as the person who shot and killed Renee Good.

In particular, expect a repeat of Rittenhouse-era “accusing him of murder is defamation” rhetoric.

It’s not.
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January 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Once I had a big fight with a young reporter who insisted the details of a shooting differed from my reporting which was based on videos of the incident. I illustrated how his reporting could not be true & he yelled back I’M A REAL REPORTER WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT SOURCES

anyway that was wes lowery
This is the current front page of the Times. The Washington Post is even worse. Their headlines are privileging the accounts of the administration with a track record of lying as being as valid as eye witness accounts and videos.
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Fitting given I played it last night

@maffewgregg.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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feeling powerless? buy shirts that say "sex offender" on the front for your whole family
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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There is no good in maga. It is an evil ideology.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM