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Back off War-child, seriously.

🌭 No Gods 🌭 No Masters 🌭 No Kings 🌭

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I’d like to file a formal complaint with the American Board of Medical Specialties (ABMS). Your doctor, Dr. Seuss, wrote a medical text titled There’s a Wocket in My Pocket but makes no mention of the Wocket at any point in the book. It’s maddening and irresponsible really.
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Yearly recap since my Spotify has been taken over by my daughter listening to Cocomelon (and not wanting to pay them to run ice ads.) This is my Tidal since June.

Not too bad. Please notice the Nu-Metal Grooves, thank you.
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
TFW you forget to take your vitamin and SSRI so you take it with your one wind down beer at 8:30 PM on a Sunday night.

Lot of bad tastes happening.

#tipsforbetterliving #HealthyHabits #HealthyLifestyle
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh no not you too Ms Rachel!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I… uh…
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is TRANS??

Oh fuck yeah! 🏳️‍⚧️
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yung Gravy and Old Navy collab when?
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
#nowspinning Converge - You Fail Me (red and black splatter.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sasquatch latte art for my wife.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Man everyone involved is going to be so embarrassed when they realize their spelling mistake…
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am also very proud to announce that Crowbar has now entered my wife’s algorithm, you’re welcome!
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Today I learned that down under they say “no dramas” instead of no worries.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Officially switched to my winter slippers and the space heater is on, fat boy fall is over.

It's wide boy winter now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Our daughter was born with a lot of hair, and it grew quickly at first but has slowed down now. It kind of looks like Jim Halpert’s hair—you’d just need her to look off into the camera, exasperated, to complete the look.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’ll tell you what the world didn’t need, the “Everybody Loves Raymond” 30 year anniversary reunion special…
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When I see adults doing small jumps on mountain bikes while wearing helmets all I can think of is the parkour episode of the office.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I would argue that even cold eggs are better than no eggs at all.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’m not buying (never was) the MGT rehabilitation act and I’m certainly not sad to see her resign, bye bitchhhhhh ✌️
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The film Wicked but it’s just Jimmy Fallon reading all the lines in the Boston accent he did for Fever Pitch.
three men are sitting on a couch in front of a scoreboard and laughing .
ALT: three men are sitting on a couch in front of a scoreboard and laughing .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s not lost on me that the ED commercial on the sports talk radio station I listen to now features a new ad promising customers they can “Make Sex Great Again.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A list of okay things from Iowa…
1. Modern Life is War
2. Pseudo Sue Pale Ale by Toppling Goliath Brewing
3. Slipknot
4. @manginiinabottle.bsky.social

Cheers buddy.
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This administration is not beating the protecting sex traffickers allegations.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hear me out, a pornstar named "Grip" Taylor, I think this works for any/all genders too tbh.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Saw a woman aggressively power walking this morning. Her hoodie said “messy buns and loaded guns!”

Fucking take that, liberals! Bet you feel both scared AND owned!
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM