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Back off War-child, seriously.

🌭 No Gods 🌭 No Masters 🌭 No Kings 🌭

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Spotify wrapped still worked despite all the Cocomelon and White Noise.
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’d like to file a formal complaint with the American Board of Medical Specialties (ABMS). Your doctor, Dr. Seuss, wrote a medical text titled There’s a Wocket in My Pocket but makes no mention of the Wocket at any point in the book. It’s maddening and irresponsible really.
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Yearly recap since my Spotify has been taken over by my daughter listening to Cocomelon (and not wanting to pay them to run ice ads.) This is my Tidal since June.

Not too bad. Please notice the Nu-Metal Grooves, thank you.
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Oh no not you too Ms Rachel!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I… uh…
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
#nowspinning Converge - You Fail Me (red and black splatter.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sasquatch latte art for my wife.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Man everyone involved is going to be so embarrassed when they realize their spelling mistake…
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A list of okay things from Iowa…
1. Modern Life is War
2. Pseudo Sue Pale Ale by Toppling Goliath Brewing
3. Slipknot
4. @manginiinabottle.bsky.social

Cheers buddy.
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hear me out, a pornstar named "Grip" Taylor, I think this works for any/all genders too tbh.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Can you believe this beautiful song was about no one at all? There was no lucky lady for which this ode was written, there’s no actual crazy bitch…
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
OMG, I can't believe I was able to catch aurora borealis from my backyard last night!

Nature is so beautiful.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
(cloudy lol) = No Northern lights for you, ANTIFA!
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hunter Biden: "I loved to be re-assured that my 9-inch very big penis was actually big."
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No way, not after last time!
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sometimes a light lager is just enough to take the edge off. #cancheck
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Is it just me or does Built to Spill sound kind of cool at the wrong BPM?
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"I've laid lots of times."
Bender: Name one.
"She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her."
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Do any of you have a dog named Monica? If so... why?
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just got a sext:
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Absolutely slaps, if only it didn’t have 26 grams of sugar.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thank you, Joey Fagoli
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Computer… enhance!
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My 11 month old has decided she’s ALL IN on croissants 🥐🥐
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM