The Patron Saint of Dad-Humping
@sigmawuff.bsky.social
Frat Hound - Artist - Writer - Commissions closed - Some NSFW reposts - The Goodest Boi™️ - HAPPILY spoken for but still your dad’s favorite 💙 very little of what I say here is to be taken seriously
Take a number and you’ll be seen shortly~
February 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Take a number and you’ll be seen shortly~
As you can see, I’m a busy man
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
As you can see, I’m a busy man
Me, contemplating this completely factual statement:
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Me, contemplating this completely factual statement:
Facebook marketplace is wild.
Imagine trying to charge $30 for a pile of rocks that looks like somebody nut all over it
Imagine trying to charge $30 for a pile of rocks that looks like somebody nut all over it
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Facebook marketplace is wild.
Imagine trying to charge $30 for a pile of rocks that looks like somebody nut all over it
Imagine trying to charge $30 for a pile of rocks that looks like somebody nut all over it
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
POV: you’re at my birthday party and I decided nobody is allowed to wear pants
🎨: @possumpecker.bsky.social
🎨: @possumpecker.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
POV: you’re at my birthday party and I decided nobody is allowed to wear pants
🎨: @possumpecker.bsky.social
🎨: @possumpecker.bsky.social
Before Fall is over I would like…
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Before Fall is over I would like…
Definitely a great weekend! I can’t feel my feet 🙃
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Definitely a great weekend! I can’t feel my feet 🙃
It’s giving ren faire good boi vibes
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s giving ren faire good boi vibes
Am biggening 💪🏻
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Am biggening 💪🏻
I’m still alive
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m still alive
Decided to give Fortnite a try!
October 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Decided to give Fortnite a try!
It’s October which means
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It’s October which means
Fun fact: I know how to make Cane’s Sauce~
September 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Fun fact: I know how to make Cane’s Sauce~
As creative as some of yall are I’m not surprised this would be a thing
July 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
As creative as some of yall are I’m not surprised this would be a thing
It’s Father’s Day so that probably means I’m fucking my dad and yours
June 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s Father’s Day so that probably means I’m fucking my dad and yours
Tried to take some self-indulgent selfies while on the water. I also met a bird
June 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Tried to take some self-indulgent selfies while on the water. I also met a bird
I mean if my Rottie daddy is offering then who am I to decline~?
June 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I mean if my Rottie daddy is offering then who am I to decline~?
Attention, werewolves:
I volunteer as tribute
I volunteer as tribute
June 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Attention, werewolves:
I volunteer as tribute
I volunteer as tribute
Lift harder
Eat protein
Get stronk
Eat protein
Get stronk
June 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Lift harder
Eat protein
Get stronk
Eat protein
Get stronk
BUT WHO IS HE?
May 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
BUT WHO IS HE?
They’re back 👀👀👀
May 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They’re back 👀👀👀
Behold:
Orc dick~
Orc dick~
May 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Behold:
Orc dick~
Orc dick~