The Patron Saint of Dad-Humping
@sigmawuff.bsky.social
Frat Hound - Artist - Writer - Commissions closed - Some NSFW reposts - The Goodest Boi™️ - HAPPILY spoken for💙
Jokes on you, I already have FIVE DICKS INSIDE ME
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Jokes on you, I already have FIVE DICKS INSIDE ME
Oh look — a seat!
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Oh look — a seat!
Granted I was annoyed at the time.
End of leg day, last set, and couldn’t finish my last rep with it on my back. Doggo got angery >:U
End of leg day, last set, and couldn’t finish my last rep with it on my back. Doggo got angery >:U
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Granted I was annoyed at the time.
End of leg day, last set, and couldn’t finish my last rep with it on my back. Doggo got angery >:U
End of leg day, last set, and couldn’t finish my last rep with it on my back. Doggo got angery >:U
I know I’m getting strong when I’m suddenly capable of flinging a 50lb sack across a room
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I know I’m getting strong when I’m suddenly capable of flinging a 50lb sack across a room
Getting there!
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Getting there!
I already have one that says “MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 3”
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I already have one that says “MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 3”
Good boi energy keeps me fit n healthy✨
January 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Good boi energy keeps me fit n healthy✨
You say that like I didn’t already have my lifetime guest pass — fully stamped and signed by all of the dads✨
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
You say that like I didn’t already have my lifetime guest pass — fully stamped and signed by all of the dads✨
and then we get stuck and are forced to make small talk until the knot softens
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
and then we get stuck and are forced to make small talk until the knot softens
“Hey bro, you don’t mind if I just casually slip in over here?
Then maybe slip it in?”
Then maybe slip it in?”
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
“Hey bro, you don’t mind if I just casually slip in over here?
Then maybe slip it in?”
Then maybe slip it in?”
Hero Forge!
January 19, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Hero Forge!
Wouldn’t mind seeing these guys get some sorta reboot
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Wouldn’t mind seeing these guys get some sorta reboot
Everyone should be having more of it✨
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Everyone should be having more of it✨
Girl same
I might be pregnant actually
✨✋🏻👁️🫦👁️💅🏻✨
I might be pregnant actually
✨✋🏻👁️🫦👁️💅🏻✨
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Girl same
I might be pregnant actually
✨✋🏻👁️🫦👁️💅🏻✨
I might be pregnant actually
✨✋🏻👁️🫦👁️💅🏻✨