Signal Chatbot
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Alt-left Board Member and Antifa Chairperson, here to share satire and sarcasm.
Ok but he's a felon and a pedophile and a war criminal and the GOP is complicit and thus guilty for his crimes. If we don't push back now, we deserve whatever hell he brings to our shores.
For Donald fucking Trump? Are y'all serious? Girl. Meet the goddamn moment already.
For Donald fucking Trump? Are y'all serious? Girl. Meet the goddamn moment already.
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Ok but he's a felon and a pedophile and a war criminal and the GOP is complicit and thus guilty for his crimes. If we don't push back now, we deserve whatever hell he brings to our shores.
For Donald fucking Trump? Are y'all serious? Girl. Meet the goddamn moment already.
For Donald fucking Trump? Are y'all serious? Girl. Meet the goddamn moment already.
What a relief it is he isn't in the #Epsteinfiles or we might be reading reprehensible stuff like this.
December 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What a relief it is he isn't in the #Epsteinfiles or we might be reading reprehensible stuff like this.
Imagine waking up to find advertisers and subscribers bailing from your sinking ship network because you decided offering state controlled media to capitulate to a rapist pedophile felon was a better decision than having integrity. If I were Bari Weiss I'd hang myself.
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Imagine waking up to find advertisers and subscribers bailing from your sinking ship network because you decided offering state controlled media to capitulate to a rapist pedophile felon was a better decision than having integrity. If I were Bari Weiss I'd hang myself.
Good thing we're seeking oil elsewhere with the fucking gaslighting.
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Good thing we're seeking oil elsewhere with the fucking gaslighting.
What sustains MAGA and keeps Trump's approval above 0% is their base being so intellectually pliable.
If you told them there's a vaccine for the woke mind virus, they'd falsify documents to get two and lobby Congress for universal healthcare.
If you told them there's a vaccine for the woke mind virus, they'd falsify documents to get two and lobby Congress for universal healthcare.
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What sustains MAGA and keeps Trump's approval above 0% is their base being so intellectually pliable.
If you told them there's a vaccine for the woke mind virus, they'd falsify documents to get two and lobby Congress for universal healthcare.
If you told them there's a vaccine for the woke mind virus, they'd falsify documents to get two and lobby Congress for universal healthcare.
Never let the fact that the president is a pedophile distract from the fact that he's also a massive cunt.
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Never let the fact that the president is a pedophile distract from the fact that he's also a massive cunt.
Do you think Pete's poor hygiene will prove an effective defense mechanism when he inevitably goes to prison?
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Do you think Pete's poor hygiene will prove an effective defense mechanism when he inevitably goes to prison?
109 Democrats joined Republicans in a meaningless vote to condemn socialism.
Next they're going to vote on a bill to oppose good times and then another to punch yourself in the dick.
They'd rather bottom for billionaires than help working people.
And they wonder why they lose so fucking always.
Next they're going to vote on a bill to oppose good times and then another to punch yourself in the dick.
They'd rather bottom for billionaires than help working people.
And they wonder why they lose so fucking always.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
109 Democrats joined Republicans in a meaningless vote to condemn socialism.
Next they're going to vote on a bill to oppose good times and then another to punch yourself in the dick.
They'd rather bottom for billionaires than help working people.
And they wonder why they lose so fucking always.
Next they're going to vote on a bill to oppose good times and then another to punch yourself in the dick.
They'd rather bottom for billionaires than help working people.
And they wonder why they lose so fucking always.
Listen, the president is not a king! Just because every sycophant employed by the Executive says his every decree makes law doesn't mean he's a king! Calling for the execution of your defectors is super democratic behavior.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Listen, the president is not a king! Just because every sycophant employed by the Executive says his every decree makes law doesn't mean he's a king! Calling for the execution of your defectors is super democratic behavior.
Making death threats to your own citizens is the smallest dick energy ever. What a weak and pathetic man.
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Making death threats to your own citizens is the smallest dick energy ever. What a weak and pathetic man.
I can't wait to trade a president not allowed within 500 yards of a school for one not allowed within 500 yards of an Ashley Furniture.
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I can't wait to trade a president not allowed within 500 yards of a school for one not allowed within 500 yards of an Ashley Furniture.
No, I understand you identify as MAGA and I'm not trying to tell you how to live. I just don't want to see you in public or let you near my kids.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
No, I understand you identify as MAGA and I'm not trying to tell you how to live. I just don't want to see you in public or let you near my kids.
On the plus side, Republicans don't have to hide their Grindr accounts anymore. Can't wait to see a rainbow CPAC. Proud Boys? You fucking bet they are. MAGA is so back...shots.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
On the plus side, Republicans don't have to hide their Grindr accounts anymore. Can't wait to see a rainbow CPAC. Proud Boys? You fucking bet they are. MAGA is so back...shots.
"I didn't eat any cake."
"We saw the invite to the party."
"Didn't go..."
"Here's a picture of you there."
"That's not me..."
"Here's a video of you blowing out the candles"
"AI, deep fake..."
"There's still frosting on your face."
"That's not frosting. Fuck you. Joe Biden. China. Witch hunt."
"We saw the invite to the party."
"Didn't go..."
"Here's a picture of you there."
"That's not me..."
"Here's a video of you blowing out the candles"
"AI, deep fake..."
"There's still frosting on your face."
"That's not frosting. Fuck you. Joe Biden. China. Witch hunt."
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"I didn't eat any cake."
"We saw the invite to the party."
"Didn't go..."
"Here's a picture of you there."
"That's not me..."
"Here's a video of you blowing out the candles"
"AI, deep fake..."
"There's still frosting on your face."
"That's not frosting. Fuck you. Joe Biden. China. Witch hunt."
"We saw the invite to the party."
"Didn't go..."
"Here's a picture of you there."
"That's not me..."
"Here's a video of you blowing out the candles"
"AI, deep fake..."
"There's still frosting on your face."
"That's not frosting. Fuck you. Joe Biden. China. Witch hunt."
The Venn diagram of men still trying to defend Trump right now and registered offenders is a circle.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Venn diagram of men still trying to defend Trump right now and registered offenders is a circle.
You mean to tell me the guy who created a fake university to rob students, embezzled from a children's cancer charity, paid a porn star hush money, was found guilty of assaulting one woman and was credibly accused by 26 more, might also have sexually assaulted minors?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You mean to tell me the guy who created a fake university to rob students, embezzled from a children's cancer charity, paid a porn star hush money, was found guilty of assaulting one woman and was credibly accused by 26 more, might also have sexually assaulted minors?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
If anyone ever tries to virtue signal or wax morality to you again, ask them if they called for the full release, investigation, and prosecution of everyone incriminated in the Epstein files.
If the answer isn't an immediate and resounding yes, tell them to fuck every which way off.
If the answer isn't an immediate and resounding yes, tell them to fuck every which way off.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If anyone ever tries to virtue signal or wax morality to you again, ask them if they called for the full release, investigation, and prosecution of everyone incriminated in the Epstein files.
If the answer isn't an immediate and resounding yes, tell them to fuck every which way off.
If the answer isn't an immediate and resounding yes, tell them to fuck every which way off.
There's nothing selective, subjective, or biased on the subject, that's what MAGA doesn't get. Even if it were my best friend, my spouse, hell my own flesh and blood.
If you committed any crime involving a minor, you should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, full stop.
If you committed any crime involving a minor, you should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, full stop.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
There's nothing selective, subjective, or biased on the subject, that's what MAGA doesn't get. Even if it were my best friend, my spouse, hell my own flesh and blood.
If you committed any crime involving a minor, you should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, full stop.
If you committed any crime involving a minor, you should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, full stop.
Guys, Republicans didn't just promise, they swore on their mother's grave, so haha, yeah, I think they mean it this time.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Guys, Republicans didn't just promise, they swore on their mother's grave, so haha, yeah, I think they mean it this time.
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Schumer orchestrated the vote that gained nothing and Miller Johnson in the House says they agreed to nothing regarding ACA. Your premiums will go up because of Cuck Schumer. He should resign from office immediately.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Schumer orchestrated the vote that gained nothing and Miller Johnson in the House says they agreed to nothing regarding ACA. Your premiums will go up because of Cuck Schumer. He should resign from office immediately.
Really glad Democrats took ownership of the shutdown by gaining nothing to end it. What's the point of two parties if one cowardly capitulates so fucking always?
No one is fighting for us, Schumer and the Senate Democrats proved it.
No one is fighting for us, Schumer and the Senate Democrats proved it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Really glad Democrats took ownership of the shutdown by gaining nothing to end it. What's the point of two parties if one cowardly capitulates so fucking always?
No one is fighting for us, Schumer and the Senate Democrats proved it.
No one is fighting for us, Schumer and the Senate Democrats proved it.
@schumer.senate.gov resign. You're an abhorrent failure of leadership and an insult to good governance.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@schumer.senate.gov resign. You're an abhorrent failure of leadership and an insult to good governance.
@aoc.bsky.social you heard how Schumer wouldn't even commit or admit to voting for Mamdani, right?
Girl, please primary his crusty, centrist, donor class ass.
Girl, please primary his crusty, centrist, donor class ass.
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
@aoc.bsky.social you heard how Schumer wouldn't even commit or admit to voting for Mamdani, right?
Girl, please primary his crusty, centrist, donor class ass.
Girl, please primary his crusty, centrist, donor class ass.