I want one that tells me how to get the dang computer to print.

A dangerously unreliable source of knowledge

(Where I spent 3 years of my life.)

When I brought my Iowan girlfriend to NYC for the first time, her subway behaviour was probably better than NYC average.

Old person here. This predates smartphones. For decades I've seen people move down crowded subway steps and stop dead at the bottom to gaze around musingly and think about life, because they're done with the stairs now, which must mean everyone else is, too.

I have a joke about Prometheus, but it always gets the bird.