signurpity.bsky.social
@signurpity.bsky.social
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@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!
January 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Mood
There's 3 seconds left on the clock. You're down by one point. Who do you give the basketball to?

Lebron James? Steph Curry?

Nope. You put it in the hands of 8th Grader Cooper Thorson.

He just hit the shot of a lifetime.
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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The lift of his eyebrows at Jimmy. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Also appreciated his insightful take on the real reason burnt toast is so irritating -- because the real issue is too sad to talk about. Yup.
January 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
To all my followers. I have not opened the “X” twitter app in 2 days. Just the blue sky. Let’s go!!
December 22, 2024 at 3:15 AM