WHY AM I SO CALM FOR THIS LIFE-CHANGING NEW EVENT. This is so unlike me
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
WHY AM I SO CALM FOR THIS LIFE-CHANGING NEW EVENT. This is so unlike me
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Happy New Year, Bluesky!
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Happy New Year, Bluesky!
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If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.
noticing a distinct lack of TRANSGENERS in the epstein files.,..
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Today is dragginnnn
December 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Today is dragginnnn
I feel exceptionally empty today. Yay Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I feel exceptionally empty today. Yay Christmas!
Listen, that TaxUSA commercial gives me anxiety. I cannot skip it fast enough.
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Listen, that TaxUSA commercial gives me anxiety. I cannot skip it fast enough.
My brain has decided to sing "I want a hip-hoppopotamus for Christmas" instead of hippopotamus. This is my life now.
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My brain has decided to sing "I want a hip-hoppopotamus for Christmas" instead of hippopotamus. This is my life now.
It's fine. I understand everything, and everything makes perfect sense.
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's fine. I understand everything, and everything makes perfect sense.
Good morning bluesky internet strangers! I hope you all have the best day!
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Good morning bluesky internet strangers! I hope you all have the best day!
Can I go home now blEHHHH
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Can I go home now blEHHHH
Guys, this rain is too effing much.
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Guys, this rain is too effing much.
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Good morning, Bluesky! I hope you all have a lovely day!
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Good morning, Bluesky! I hope you all have a lovely day!
Hi hello I am not interested in going to work thanks
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hi hello I am not interested in going to work thanks
Can someone please tell my vertigo to kindly fuck the fuck off
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Can someone please tell my vertigo to kindly fuck the fuck off
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
I am so fucking angry
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I am so fucking angry
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Really? You're gonna make me do this one?
Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People.
There you go.
Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People.
There you go.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Really? You're gonna make me do this one?
Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People.
There you go.
Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People.
There you go.
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Next time, let’s try a Speaker who isn’t eager for the rapture.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Next time, let’s try a Speaker who isn’t eager for the rapture.
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
My favorite cup broke 🥺
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My favorite cup broke 🥺