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my absolute favorite genre of reddit post is pet owners uploading a video of their violently twitching snake like "why is he doing this??? is something wrong with him????? is he okay??? do i need to take him to the vet????" and the responses are just

reddit replies:
"Horny"
"Literally horny."

"A ready female will sometimes get twitchy even in a human hand. :)"

"oh he's HORNY horny"
"jfc that's the horniest snake I've ever seen"
"Horny as FUCKKKK"

January 19, 2026 at 5:51 AM

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would you like to practice not getting scared when people are niceys

January 19, 2026 at 4:14 AM

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my stance on dragonfucking vs animal transformation is kind of the same as my werewolf in wolf form post. yes i am still thinking about dragons okay. i have more to say about them but im embarrassed because i made a whole thing about not being a dragonfucker

sorry for talking about reptiles so much. it will happen again

January 19, 2026 at 3:56 AM

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this could be us if youre chill

harvest mouse with nose and tail peeking out of a flower

January 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM

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"i'm bored. let's flip through one of the books on my nightstand and draw panel i like for funsies!"

the speech bubble:

a pencil drawing of a panel from karaoke iko, image cropped to only show a giant speech bubble from the page. it has the spacing reference for the text mapped out, revealing that the speech bubble is supposed to eventually contain sixteen lines worth of text (approximately 30 words). only three words have been slotted in so far, drawn in such a way to imitate the font of the text in the book.

January 14, 2026 at 6:30 AM

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bestie got the expanded version of my thoughts for this one so here you go. this is how much im thinking about every pei ming (and feng xin) post even if i dont say it. do you see the vision

i think pei ming and feng xin running into each other at the same human brothel.... and when fx recognizes pm/realizes pm has recognized him he claims he's there investigating a haunting and pm (who is not ashamed or secretive re: what he's doing there) is like oh, i'll come with you. it's overkill for even one god to descend just for a ghost imagine how funny it (the ghost's expression) will be if TWO gods show up and then fx has to like. fake a haunting. because he doesnt want to admit he was at the brothel for sex. and he thinks he's doing so well ("look over there! did you see those trees rustle?" "i sense ghost qi over in that direction, let's go take a look...") but pm is much, much stronger than him, both physically and in terms of spiritual power, and much older/more experienced so he Knows there's nothing where feng xin is claiming there is, his senses are much more

trained than feng xin knows. but he goes along with it because he thinks it's funny and wants to know how feng xin is going to conclude this "case". fx is hoping they'll run
into a ghost somewhere that he can pin it on and then that doesnt happen, or it does but pm points out that it couldnt have been that ghost because that one was newly deceased, not enough time for the prayers to start pouring in about it being a nuisance. and so feng xin, eventually, finally, bursts out a confession that he was actually at the brothel for sex because he cant TAKE it anymore and pei ming is like "...Imfao yeah i knew that the whole time i just wanted to hear you admit it"

January 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM

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when a hand is easy to draw... one million stamina and hp returned to me

very unfinished digital drawing that's like 60% pencil sketch, the most defined lines being a hand holding a thin, sharp object (to a sketched-out person's head) and the outline of the capelet worn by the person holding the sharp object

January 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM

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it tastes fine. i only made it because i needed to get rid of some potatoes asap. this is what the center looked like, you cant see it under the toppings in the final pic but it was my favorite part of making it bc by that point i had reached zen-like acceptance of the many disasters wrought upon me

potato slices arranged in the dish to look kind of like a flower

January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM

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i dont know how it tastes yet but i think i pulled it off

james acaster on the great british bake off, presenting his dish to the judges and saying "started making it. had a breakdown. bon appetite."

some kind of potato bake. dont ask me what it actually is, i wasnt following a recipe and changed direction three times while prepping it. it's thinly sliced potatoes arranged in an overlapping spiral pattern in a round dish. it's covered in cheese so you cant really see it in this picture, but the center has a flower-like design. surrounding the flower and on the outer edge of the overlapping pattern is chopped up bacon. there are also green onions all over, and, as previously mentioned, cheese. under the top layer (though you cant see it) is the kind of filling you'd find in a twice baked potato. i guess this is a twice baked potato casserole? what even is a casserole?

January 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM

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ok wait that's real also . pierogi......

January 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM

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i made cookies n cream cocoa if anyone wants some (i added marshmallows after dw)

December 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM

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i did it ! all caught up ! it only took me... well. but i did it!! and i was right, we surpassed 100k! :DDD this is a huge achievement for me! im very proud of me and my bestie! im having ice cream to celebrate :)