Dean
@sillydean.bsky.social
Just being silly. (Sometimes silliness leads to nakedness. You have been warned! 😈) Happy to chat and make new friends! DMs welcome.
Update: finally made it home! The eagle has landed!
Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess 😋
Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess 😋
December 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Update: finally made it home! The eagle has landed!
Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess 😋
Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess 😋
My nightmare continues. I've escaped the coming winter storm in upstate NY. But my flight out had been delayed and we landed in DC *just as* my flight home flew off, so I was rebooked for an early-morning flight tomorrow to Charlotte NC then to home. Really, I should just seek out a flying Vixen.
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My nightmare continues. I've escaped the coming winter storm in upstate NY. But my flight out had been delayed and we landed in DC *just as* my flight home flew off, so I was rebooked for an early-morning flight tomorrow to Charlotte NC then to home. Really, I should just seek out a flying Vixen.
Only a couple hours to go at the airport until I get to find out if the eagle will take flight today. Here's hoping 🤞
Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! 😋
Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! 😋
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Only a couple hours to go at the airport until I get to find out if the eagle will take flight today. Here's hoping 🤞
Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! 😋
Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! 😋
Hotel checkout is in an hour and my new flight out doesn't board until this evening, so I'm thinking about bumming around Syracuse NY a little in the meantime (but also not wanting to lug around luggage in this weather). Any particular recommendations from the hive mind? Thanks! 😊
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hotel checkout is in an hour and my new flight out doesn't board until this evening, so I'm thinking about bumming around Syracuse NY a little in the meantime (but also not wanting to lug around luggage in this weather). Any particular recommendations from the hive mind? Thanks! 😊
Well fuck me from all angles. I boarded my flight out earlier this evening only for freezing rain to prevent take off. Rebooked for tomorrow, and now I have a hotel bed to desanctify. Send help/nudes/whatevs. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Well fuck me from all angles. I boarded my flight out earlier this evening only for freezing rain to prevent take off. Rebooked for tomorrow, and now I have a hotel bed to desanctify. Send help/nudes/whatevs. 🤣
Visiting family. My mom's house is tiny, so I overhear her shows from the other room. A man is now yelling at a ghost: "I'm not afraid of you!"
The house is clearly possessed. But, title deed or no, if the possessor can't live peacefully with others, the ghost has every right to have him exorcised
The house is clearly possessed. But, title deed or no, if the possessor can't live peacefully with others, the ghost has every right to have him exorcised
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Visiting family. My mom's house is tiny, so I overhear her shows from the other room. A man is now yelling at a ghost: "I'm not afraid of you!"
The house is clearly possessed. But, title deed or no, if the possessor can't live peacefully with others, the ghost has every right to have him exorcised
The house is clearly possessed. But, title deed or no, if the possessor can't live peacefully with others, the ghost has every right to have him exorcised
Was putting on my shirt after waking up this morning and, putting an arm through my sleeve, my thumb decided to stab me underneath my nose and draw blood. Guess it's gonna be that kind of day 🤣
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Was putting on my shirt after waking up this morning and, putting an arm through my sleeve, my thumb decided to stab me underneath my nose and draw blood. Guess it's gonna be that kind of day 🤣
Another family Christmas without loss of life or limb. Doggo's worn out from barking at the strange relatives, kitty's had too much catnip and is napping, and I'm just here, voting presents.
Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊
Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Another family Christmas without loss of life or limb. Doggo's worn out from barking at the strange relatives, kitty's had too much catnip and is napping, and I'm just here, voting presents.
Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊
Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊
December's been a crazy month for me (work- and health-wise) but hoping to be able to relax some over the holidays. On my trip from the airport, my niece introduced me to an important cultural artifact and it'd be remiss of me not to pay it forward 😋
youtu.be/axMuqMdLwwY?...
youtu.be/axMuqMdLwwY?...
The Weenie Man Song! | Camp Song | Scratch Garden
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December 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
December's been a crazy month for me (work- and health-wise) but hoping to be able to relax some over the holidays. On my trip from the airport, my niece introduced me to an important cultural artifact and it'd be remiss of me not to pay it forward 😋
youtu.be/axMuqMdLwwY?...
youtu.be/axMuqMdLwwY?...
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned.
Darla, Jasmine...oh, I thought you said cats (though I suppose one never 'owns' a cat, now since I think about it...). Sorry, I never named my Hot Wheels as a kid and couldn't tell you much about them anyway. They had wheels, I guess.
Darla, Jasmine...oh, I thought you said cats (though I suppose one never 'owns' a cat, now since I think about it...). Sorry, I never named my Hot Wheels as a kid and couldn't tell you much about them anyway. They had wheels, I guess.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Since 2000, I've only owned new cars:
2000 Volkswagen New Beetle
2007 Mazda 3
2010 Kia Forte
2016 Subaru Outback
2025 Subaru Forester
Since 2000, I've only owned new cars:
2000 Volkswagen New Beetle
2007 Mazda 3
2010 Kia Forte
2016 Subaru Outback
2025 Subaru Forester
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
How about 4 I currently own plus one from the past?
2020 Mini Cooper SE
1995 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 convertible
1992 Chrysler New Yorker
1982 Honda Prelude
And
1989 Chevrolet Cavalier Z24 convertible
How about 4 I currently own plus one from the past?
2020 Mini Cooper SE
1995 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 convertible
1992 Chrysler New Yorker
1982 Honda Prelude
And
1989 Chevrolet Cavalier Z24 convertible
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned.
Darla, Jasmine...oh, I thought you said cats (though I suppose one never 'owns' a cat, now since I think about it...). Sorry, I never named my Hot Wheels as a kid and couldn't tell you much about them anyway. They had wheels, I guess.
Darla, Jasmine...oh, I thought you said cats (though I suppose one never 'owns' a cat, now since I think about it...). Sorry, I never named my Hot Wheels as a kid and couldn't tell you much about them anyway. They had wheels, I guess.
I guess this coffeeshop didn't put away its Halloween decorations yet. Though, in fairness, isn't every day Halloween these days?
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I guess this coffeeshop didn't put away its Halloween decorations yet. Though, in fairness, isn't every day Halloween these days?
Ah, wasted no time with your Hohoho'ing this season, I see 😋
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ah, wasted no time with your Hohoho'ing this season, I see 😋
NYT: "NYC's closely watched mayor's race draws to a close"
My fucked-up brain's reading: "NYC's closely watched mayor's race ends in a draw." The horror...
My fucked-up brain's reading: "NYC's closely watched mayor's race ends in a draw." The horror...
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
NYT: "NYC's closely watched mayor's race draws to a close"
My fucked-up brain's reading: "NYC's closely watched mayor's race ends in a draw." The horror...
My fucked-up brain's reading: "NYC's closely watched mayor's race ends in a draw." The horror...
Oh no, I haven't lost my energy or will or motivation or self-drive or whatever we're calling "conformity to the social imperatives of a supposedly individualist society." It's just the anemia talking
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Oh no, I haven't lost my energy or will or motivation or self-drive or whatever we're calling "conformity to the social imperatives of a supposedly individualist society." It's just the anemia talking
Feeling relaxed this evening 😊
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Feeling relaxed this evening 😊
I've been going through a lot these past few weeks and haven't had much nakie time lately, so I gotta change that tonight 😋 May require cuddles too 🤣 Hope you've all been well!
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I've been going through a lot these past few weeks and haven't had much nakie time lately, so I gotta change that tonight 😋 May require cuddles too 🤣 Hope you've all been well!
Thought I was done shaving when I still had the left side of my face to do. Guess it's gonna be that kind of day 😅
Hope your day's going well! 😊
Hope your day's going well! 😊
September 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Thought I was done shaving when I still had the left side of my face to do. Guess it's gonna be that kind of day 😅
Hope your day's going well! 😊
Hope your day's going well! 😊
Hope not to disappoint, but I'm alive! 😊 Been pretty exhausted lately, navigating palace intrigue and so on. But somehow I'm still doing well under the circumstances.
Could still use a haircut though
Could still use a haircut though
September 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hope not to disappoint, but I'm alive! 😊 Been pretty exhausted lately, navigating palace intrigue and so on. But somehow I'm still doing well under the circumstances.
Could still use a haircut though
Could still use a haircut though
That one time I joked that my relationship status was "relationship anarchism can be its own kind of oppression"--the joke was as much that I'd say such a thing as it was about RA--and out of the woodworks, a rare, wild Pokémon appeared to defend the philosophy.
What is the thing you said that made people the maddest at you on Bluesky?
July 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That one time I joked that my relationship status was "relationship anarchism can be its own kind of oppression"--the joke was as much that I'd say such a thing as it was about RA--and out of the woodworks, a rare, wild Pokémon appeared to defend the philosophy.
Those of you who post nudes with face: What motivates you?
For me, I find nudity to be grounding and it keeps me from taking life and its goings-on too seriously. When I go too long without some nakie time, I feel it.
Why do I share this with others though? I dunno, the imp of the perverse maybe 😋
For me, I find nudity to be grounding and it keeps me from taking life and its goings-on too seriously. When I go too long without some nakie time, I feel it.
Why do I share this with others though? I dunno, the imp of the perverse maybe 😋
June 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Those of you who post nudes with face: What motivates you?
For me, I find nudity to be grounding and it keeps me from taking life and its goings-on too seriously. When I go too long without some nakie time, I feel it.
Why do I share this with others though? I dunno, the imp of the perverse maybe 😋
For me, I find nudity to be grounding and it keeps me from taking life and its goings-on too seriously. When I go too long without some nakie time, I feel it.
Why do I share this with others though? I dunno, the imp of the perverse maybe 😋
Things I didn't know I didn't need #5738: the Gray Lady reporting the latest on Trump's gyrating posture. I need something strong to help me forget this one...
June 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Things I didn't know I didn't need #5738: the Gray Lady reporting the latest on Trump's gyrating posture. I need something strong to help me forget this one...
Good morning! Hope your week starts off well! 😋
June 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Good morning! Hope your week starts off well! 😋
I'm ready for the weeke--er, it's almost over already? Fuck me...
June 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm ready for the weeke--er, it's almost over already? Fuck me...