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Simon Bale
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Dad. Pops. Priest. Wondering wanderer.
Lenin has been embalmed for a century now. Do you think perhaps that Dear Leader’s handlers are prepping him for the day when his hair and hands finally become all that’s left of him?
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Erm, Armando, should that be “Stewart Lee and me…”? Strong words, for sure, but grammatically weak. Sorry. I do actually love you and your wit. I’m just writing this to cope with being triggered. Also, Man-Wulf is fab.
September 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Reposted by Simon Bale
The most Dylanesque thing Chalamet could do is come out dressed like Bob Dylan and then sing songs from WONKA.
January 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM