simon emery
@simonemery.bsky.social
he/him. transsexual. philologist and librarian by training; monk-adjacent by temperament.
learning mandarin.
i make zines and quiet tools for glitchy brains.
learning mandarin.
i make zines and quiet tools for glitchy brains.
Pinned
I made a zine.
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Includes worksheets.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Includes worksheets.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
do u like studio cult? what about nwt studio cult? merry christmas.
Studio Cult Inflated Hoop Earrings – Putty / Beige – Matte Chunky Statement Hoop
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December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
do u like studio cult? what about nwt studio cult? merry christmas.
NEW ZINE JUST DROPPED
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
NEW ZINE JUST DROPPED
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
evaluate your outfits on dimensions that matter
made a free little companion card for becoming wearable — an a6 outfit reflection page in the same quiet style.
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
Outfit Reflection Card — A6 companion for becoming wearable - simon emery's Ko-fi Shop
A quiet little tool from the same universe as the zine.
A simple, gentle structure for noticing how an outfit actually felt — in your body, in motion,...
ko-fi.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
evaluate your outfits on dimensions that matter
it's not that hard not to use amazon when they have the absolute worst of every product category!
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
it's not that hard not to use amazon when they have the absolute worst of every product category!
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made a free little companion card for becoming wearable — an a6 outfit reflection page in the same quiet style.
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
Outfit Reflection Card — A6 companion for becoming wearable - simon emery's Ko-fi Shop
A quiet little tool from the same universe as the zine.
A simple, gentle structure for noticing how an outfit actually felt — in your body, in motion,...
ko-fi.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
made a free little companion card for becoming wearable — an a6 outfit reflection page in the same quiet style.
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
made a free little companion card for becoming wearable — an a6 outfit reflection page in the same quiet style.
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
Outfit Reflection Card — A6 companion for becoming wearable - simon emery's Ko-fi Shop
A quiet little tool from the same universe as the zine.
A simple, gentle structure for noticing how an outfit actually felt — in your body, in motion,...
ko-fi.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
made a free little companion card for becoming wearable — an a6 outfit reflection page in the same quiet style.
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
good for noticing how clothes actually felt on a given day.
download here: ko-fi.com/s/ac229f0973
if you missed this, give it a look! i'm very proud of it, and it will literally help you give Blackbeard without full cosplay.
I made a zine.
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Includes worksheets.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Includes worksheets.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
if you missed this, give it a look! i'm very proud of it, and it will literally help you give Blackbeard without full cosplay.
I made a zine.
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Includes worksheets.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Includes worksheets.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I made a zine.
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Includes worksheets.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
becoming wearable is a 40+ page guide for neurodivergent people who dress from vibes, archetypes, moods, or internal stories.
It’s about translating “I want to look like a haunted scholar/soft monk/forest spirit” into clothes.
Includes worksheets.
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/s/3b347210f3
i made a zine! it's about translating the ND urge to inhabit an archetype into a coherent and sensory-friendly capsule wardrobe format. it has worksheets! stay tuned for the ko-fi link.
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i made a zine! it's about translating the ND urge to inhabit an archetype into a coherent and sensory-friendly capsule wardrobe format. it has worksheets! stay tuned for the ko-fi link.
Reposted by simon emery
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
sometimes i get so mad at Queer Social Media i say something cutting out loud to my computer, but then i remember i am doing the good lord's work (being actually queer offline) and i feel better.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
sometimes i get so mad at Queer Social Media i say something cutting out loud to my computer, but then i remember i am doing the good lord's work (being actually queer offline) and i feel better.
medical exit baybee
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
medical exit baybee
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"Israel" shares we are getting ready to harvest the celery that many will use while making their Thanksgiving stuffing. "I'm proud of the work I do that brings food to tables across the US. With our hands we do the hard work that feeds America." #WeFeedYou
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Israel" shares we are getting ready to harvest the celery that many will use while making their Thanksgiving stuffing. "I'm proud of the work I do that brings food to tables across the US. With our hands we do the hard work that feeds America." #WeFeedYou
really enjoying the microgenre of "so i married a powerful eunuch (who ends up not being a eunuch)"
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
really enjoying the microgenre of "so i married a powerful eunuch (who ends up not being a eunuch)"
Reposted by simon emery
Is this anything?
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Is this anything?
i have bilateral pneumonia and can't stop sleeping, my apartment is a mess, i am relying on little yogurt drinks, i want to be allowed to be sorry for myself
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
i have bilateral pneumonia and can't stop sleeping, my apartment is a mess, i am relying on little yogurt drinks, i want to be allowed to be sorry for myself
of course the secret reveal of Spring in the Palace is that bro is not castrated. he just works for the Eastern Depot, and is therefore culturally a eunuch. OKAY I GUESS
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
of course the secret reveal of Spring in the Palace is that bro is not castrated. he just works for the Eastern Depot, and is therefore culturally a eunuch. OKAY I GUESS
real real real sick of seeing "oh i'm tired of tdor, oh we should have a more positive holiday." i am tired of trans people dying violently and unmourned. it's not the same.
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
real real real sick of seeing "oh i'm tired of tdor, oh we should have a more positive holiday." i am tired of trans people dying violently and unmourned. it's not the same.
if you, like me, feel that trans masculinity in your own case is not growing up a girl and wanting to be a man but being always already a boy then a man who has a troubled relationship with sexed anatomy, may i recommend dramas w eunuchs in them as 'representation.'
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
if you, like me, feel that trans masculinity in your own case is not growing up a girl and wanting to be a man but being always already a boy then a man who has a troubled relationship with sexed anatomy, may i recommend dramas w eunuchs in them as 'representation.'
cannot recommend double pneumonia whilst living in a new country
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
cannot recommend double pneumonia whilst living in a new country
afab trans/nb ppl who are still into harry potter aren't self-hating, they're massively transmisogynistic. pass it on.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
afab trans/nb ppl who are still into harry potter aren't self-hating, they're massively transmisogynistic. pass it on.
jaded to death of fandom, this is no longer a fandom account
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
jaded to death of fandom, this is no longer a fandom account
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
i'm still here sometimes, feel free to message -- anything else will get lost to my attention span (fried)
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
i'm still here sometimes, feel free to message -- anything else will get lost to my attention span (fried)