simongarlick
@simongarlick.net
Literally an NPC. Brown, Ngāi Tahu/Ngāti Whakaue/Tainui, on Kaurna land. Abnzg. Beach bum, history nerd, gamer, grower of chilli peppers, rescuer of bees, bad writer. Apparently I also compose music for podcasts. Slava Ukraini.
The Grok pornslop is nothing, there are posts on X that cause me physical pain
January 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The Grok pornslop is nothing, there are posts on X that cause me physical pain
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Craig Silvey, ladies and gentlemen
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Craig Silvey, ladies and gentlemen
Having thought long and hard on this issue, I can now confirm that I will not be speaking at Adelaide Writers Week 2026.
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Having thought long and hard on this issue, I can now confirm that I will not be speaking at Adelaide Writers Week 2026.
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
cmon Radelaide, can we top yesterday?
January 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
cmon Radelaide, can we top yesterday?
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Guess I missed those four railway tracks last time I counted @sydmorningherald.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Guess I missed those four railway tracks last time I counted @sydmorningherald.bsky.social
this is Star-Wars-Prequels-level "oh the backstory is that everyone and their parents has known everyone else their whole lives" bullshit
#strangerthings
#strangerthings
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
this is Star-Wars-Prequels-level "oh the backstory is that everyone and their parents has known everyone else their whole lives" bullshit
#strangerthings
#strangerthings
I ignored this and nothing about Bluesky changed
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I ignored this and nothing about Bluesky changed
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
December 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
I want it to be good, but Stranger Things S05 is feeling awfully
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I want it to be good, but Stranger Things S05 is feeling awfully
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
(feeling pretty confident right now tbh)
Who's coming to save you?
(feeling pretty confident right now tbh)
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
(feeling pretty confident right now tbh)
Who's coming to save you?
(feeling pretty confident right now tbh)
in before Laura Tingle opines that this has nothing to do with religion
December 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
in before Laura Tingle opines that this has nothing to do with religion
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
it's like some vast AI has been given the task of algorithmically generating the slop most likely to make me not care about a TV show
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
it's like some vast AI has been given the task of algorithmically generating the slop most likely to make me not care about a TV show