Cross selling/up selling for Christmas by the sounds of it. The good news is it's great seeing what the plans cover and nicking the workouts. (Not that I've ever done anything with them...)

Oh definitely not. I just find it funny that despite being shite for a lot of the season, my mob are level on points with Chelsea

You've not mentioned Man Utd, strangely

I want to know if anyone liked The Surfer. Saw that for free this year, chafed throughout at how much we'd spent on food and drink to enjoy with it, was the only time I've come close to walking out and only the last 5 minutes engaged me. But nowhere near enough to redeem what went before.

Slim Chickens ftw

Didn't he pull this trick when at Palace? Footballers can be such prima donnas

The thought did cross my mind 😉

First time I've ever seen a squid here

It’s also yet another example of the ridiculousness of claims about sovereignty. If a foreign autocrat can do this to your citizens, what sovereignty do you really have?

A screen stylus?

Not American, the correct answer is Washington. Before Tuffy intervenes, I'm allowed to support them as I have done for 40 years and so before the previous dodgy regime trashed the franchise. Whereas Dallas is "America's Team", which tells you all you need to know

Heroes in a half shell

Merry Christmas to you too Simon. Hope the Boxing Day game delivers too, if you're going. (I'm away so have to miss it)