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Simon Nyne
@simonnyne.bsky.social
Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between.

Average post odds:
60.0% chance of bad humour.
32.3% chance of rambling.
15 % chance of gaming.
3.7% chance of horny.
87% of bad maths.

He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Don't have any pets currently, but this was the last cat my family owned, Riley, he was always affectionate with me (I was the only one who was allowed to pick him up like a baby.)
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
On tonight's episode of How It's Made: Plum Chutney
Starring: @genemunny.bsky.social at @northwrestling.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Australia cannot be a real place.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Here, your comfort shirt.
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
#BDSM is out.

#B(DM)SM is in.
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This #Halloween 🎃 be sure to check your children's candy for dangerous items. I just found an entire copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged in my kid's Mars Bar!
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
On the road to Leeds for @northwrestling.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
All I did was call her a good girl...
October 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Sandwich place near me is selling crisps ideal for @kefinmahon.bsky.social: Fried Egg Flavour Crisps!
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
New T-shirt slogan idea:
September 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Went out today, and had Five Guys. Pic unrelated, it's the burger I had.
September 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
No new pics, where are you mentally?
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
For when you need a wash that is Whiter than White:
September 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen... Hambeggel. (A cheeseburger, with a fried egg, on a bagel.)

#food 🍲
September 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why have I never noticed the Phallic Windows of Idyllshire before today?!

#FFXIV #FF14 #FinalFantasy14 #FinalFantasyXIV #ThatsAPenis
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm not saying that I tend to be dominant when dating trans people. I just happen to be an...
September 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
August 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
August 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Desk arrived at lunch time, and I got it all set up and working again. Feels so much better.
August 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Currently in the process of revamping my PC corner. This afternoon, I dismantled everything, disassembled the desks, and moved them out of the way. Then I received a rug I purchased to put in that corner, tomorrow a new desk arrives.
August 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
August 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Everything okay, babe? You haven't put on your Joots recently.
August 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Go to Costa Del Sol" they said. "You'll have a fun vacation by the beach" they said.

#FFXIV #FF14 #GPose
August 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM