Simon Nyne
@simonnyne.bsky.social
Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between.
Average post odds:
60.0% chance of bad humour.
32.3% chance of rambling.
15 % chance of gaming.
3.7% chance of horny.
87% of bad maths.
He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
Average post odds:
60.0% chance of bad humour.
32.3% chance of rambling.
15 % chance of gaming.
3.7% chance of horny.
87% of bad maths.
He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
Your spelling and grammar have improved, Chief.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Your spelling and grammar have improved, Chief.
Ah yes, Hexadecimal, the original Non-Binary Villain...
a black and white drawing of a man playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a man playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
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November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ah yes, Hexadecimal, the original Non-Binary Villain...
Don't have any pets currently, but this was the last cat my family owned, Riley, he was always affectionate with me (I was the only one who was allowed to pick him up like a baby.)
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Don't have any pets currently, but this was the last cat my family owned, Riley, he was always affectionate with me (I was the only one who was allowed to pick him up like a baby.)
You *say* it's a threat, but I don't see you making good on following through with all that ass on my face...
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You *say* it's a threat, but I don't see you making good on following through with all that ass on my face...
With head held high.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
With head held high.
I'd say she looks like a right dickhead, but it's on the left.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'd say she looks like a right dickhead, but it's on the left.
🎶 It's beginning to look a lot like Thiccmas... 🎶
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
🎶 It's beginning to look a lot like Thiccmas... 🎶
I must be, because I must be dreaming right now.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I must be, because I must be dreaming right now.
Wow, it's amazing, I think I watched the whole ten hour loop in full...
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
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November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Wow, it's amazing, I think I watched the whole ten hour loop in full...
Aurora Gory Alice? At this time of year? At this time day? In this part of BlueSky? Localised entirely on my feed?!
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Aurora Gory Alice? At this time of year? At this time day? In this part of BlueSky? Localised entirely on my feed?!
Chief, don't forget your tactical thong! CHIEF! YOUR THONG IS MISSING! CHIEF, LOOK OUT!
...oh. Oh, that's nasty.
Engineering to Medbay, we've got a medical emergency. Yep. The trebuchet this time.
...oh. Oh, that's nasty.
Engineering to Medbay, we've got a medical emergency. Yep. The trebuchet this time.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Chief, don't forget your tactical thong! CHIEF! YOUR THONG IS MISSING! CHIEF, LOOK OUT!
...oh. Oh, that's nasty.
Engineering to Medbay, we've got a medical emergency. Yep. The trebuchet this time.
...oh. Oh, that's nasty.
Engineering to Medbay, we've got a medical emergency. Yep. The trebuchet this time.
"So this is where the Big Boys commit heresy. Look at the adjective: Heresy."
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"So this is where the Big Boys commit heresy. Look at the adjective: Heresy."
Here, your comfort shirt.
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Here, your comfort shirt.